Speculation Is “Over,” Stablecoins Go Global, and SafeMoon’s CEO Gets 8 Years
This week on The Crypto Camel, crypto banks meet the White House but walk away without a deal, Hong Kong drafts a margin framework, and Europe pushes forward with the digital euro. Novogratz says the age of speculation is over, SafeMoon’s CEO gets eight years, and SBF wants a new trial
Powell Gets Backed, Polygon Goes Big, and Vitalik Tips His Hat to Bitcoin Maxis
In this episode of The Crypto Camel, central banks rally behind Jerome Powell's independence, Polygon drops $250M on stablecoin payments, and Vitalik surprises everyone by agreeing with Bitcoin maxis.
Binance Under the Microscope, UNI Burns, and the UX Problem Nobody Solved
This week on The Crypto Camel, the spotlight swings back to Binance as $1.7 billion in flagged flows resurface after its $4.3 billion plea deal, while a single stablecoin holder loses $50 million to an address-poisoning scam. We’ll dig into why perpetual futures now anchor crypto markets for better or worse
AI Whales Get Wrecked, Solana ETFs Blink, and Washington Hits Snooze
This week on The Crypto Camel, the market reminds everyone that narratives cut both ways. An AI-agent whale gets obliterated in a brutal 90% fire sale, Solana’s ETF records its first real outflow, and Coinbase flashes a technical death cross just as it prepares to launch prediction markets. We’ll dig into unauthorized token sale accusations, South Korea’s stablecoin standoff, Base drama involving Soulja Boy, and why DEX users are quietly winning the custody war.
DeFi vs. Wall Street, Bitcoin’s Evolution, and the Quiet Repricing of Risk
This week on The Crypto Camel, the battle lines are drawn: Hayden Adams slams Citadel for trying to fold DeFi into Wall Street’s rulebook, the SEC bans super-leveraged crypto ETFs, and Japan finally wakes up to its retail tax headache. We’ll unpack Bitcoin’s expanding DeFi footprint, Monad staking’s breakout debut, and Sony’s quiet stablecoin partnership.