Don't Be Sour

Ep. 151 - Major Life Decisions, Relationship Advice & Media Backlash

Welcome back to another chaotic episode of the Don't Be Sour podcast! We kick things off with the burning question: why do only 3,600 of you thumbs up our videos when 44,000 are watching? Come on, people! From there, we spiral into the important debates of our time—like why tank tops are called what they're called (thanks, 1900s mugshots), whether clickbait titles are the boy who cried wolf, and a very passionate argument about crawfish being seafood. Spoiler: Shawley was wrong. The guys dive deep into the new Harry Potter series casting choices, with Joe having STRONG opinions about Snape that will make total sense once you hear his very specific reasoning. Christian confesses to his love of solo movie theater trips (falling asleep 30% of the time), while Joe reveals the struggles of sleeping next to a pregnant wife who's started snoring. Plus: Easter basket gift advice that might save your relationship, running tips from people who definitely aren't professional runners, and the revelation that elite marathoners are apparently just pooping everywhere. Things get real as the crew discusses Joe's baby countdown (77 days!), Charlie's seven-month milestones, Christian's new house obsession, and why they're all about to destroy each other in pickup basketball despite Max wearing tennis shoes with custom insoles. We also touch on the current state of YouTube, caffeinated beverage consumption that would terrify the FDA, childhood stories involving smoking newspaper filled with hay, and whether war in Iran is going to tank the economy. Wrap it all up with pedicure reviews, fishing trip planning, and podcast studio renovation dreams. Just another day at the Don't Be Sour podcast!

Ep. 150 - Addressing The Drama, Mormon Wives & Political Destruction

We're celebrating 150 episodes with this one! Things kick off with us clearing the air about some rodeo facts we got hilariously wrong last episode—turns out PETA reached out and the internet had opinions. We dive deep into cow terminology (heifer drama included), debate whether crawfish are actually roaches, and somehow end up discussing everything from baby showers to whether Maxx should commit to wearing cowboy hats full-time. The middle of the episode gets chaotic in the best way. We're talking Mormon Wives (yes, we know way too much about that show), clickbait thumbnails, Steve Cook randomly visiting town, and Christian finally moving into his new house. There's also a solid stretch about wildlife encounters—deer in the backyard, snake removal via chainsaw, and why you shouldn't feed wild animals even though it's tempting. We wrap things up getting into the heavy stuff: the Trump-Iran situation, what's really happening with the regime, and why the job market is absolutely cooked right now thanks to AI. Joe breaks down the coding apocalypse, we discuss homelessness and economic issues, and debate whether AI could actually make a better podcast than us (spoiler: probably). Just another 2 hours of us talking about literally everything.

Ep. 149 - Home Repair Drama, Moving Problems & Trump Disaster

The crew's back after a two-week break with stories from the Houston rodeo, golf trips, and life updates. Maxx breaks down his failed attempt to score Metallica tickets at the Sphere (400,000 people in queue), while Joe recounts the Chris Stapleton concert experience and shares the touching backstory about why Stapleton always performs with his wife. The conversation bounces from rodeo fashion and controversies to Christian's upcoming move into his new house, complete with tales of gas leaks, property taxes, and the chaos of packing up. Things take a turn when the guys dive into deeper territory—discussing Houston's spring break madness, the rodeo brawl that shut everything down, and the broader cultural questions about public behavior and safety. Joe breaks down the Iran situation (with the guys admitting they're probably out of their depth), they debate property taxes and government spending, and Maxx reveals he finally finished his first book in 15 years. Between talk of paid household help, deep sea fishing plans, and Shawley's upcoming run club event, it's a classic rambling session that covers everything from Mormon Housewives to shark cage diving.  

Ep. 148 - America Attacks Iran, Relationship Concerns & Needing Help

Christian's out nursing a hangover from his 11th birthday celebration (yeah, we're confused too), so Rob Lipsett jumps in to fill the Irish-shaped void. We kick things off talking about club life in your thirties when you're married with kids, which somehow spirals into debates about wine selection strategies, Love robots, and whether hooking up with AI counts as cheating. Just another casual Saturday morning conversation, right? The crew dives deep into some heavy topics this episode, breaking down the recent Iran strikes, Israel's wild military technology, and what's really going on in the Middle East. We get into conspiracy theories around Charlie Kirk's assassination, debate whether Trump is just an Israeli puppet at this point, and discuss how the whole geopolitical situation is basically reality TV on steroids. Rob shares his perspective as someone watching American politics from overseas, and it's honestly refreshing to hear an outside take on all the chaos. We wrap things up with concert stories (Rob's first show was Metallica at age 10), Maxx defending his Taylor Swift Eras Tour experience, and plans for the Sphere. There's also an unresolved bet situation involving an obstacle course that Shawley conveniently backed out of, talk about hiring personal assistants, and whether smart toilets are worth the investment. Classic Don't Be Sour energy from start to finish.

Ep. 147 - Exposing our Privacy, Jobs in America & Health Arguments

The boys are back in the studio (minus David, RIP to his empty chair), and they're diving straight into the chaos. Christian's hyping up the first-ever Alpha League Games with ninja warrior courses, mechanical bulls, and G-wagon pulls—oh, and Max just bet $1,000 he can beat Shawley on the obstacle course despite never seeing it. They're also debating participation trophies, planning livestreams, and figuring out if 30% attendance from 2,000 RSVPs is optimistic or pessimistic. Spoiler: there's definitely going to be some line-cutting drama. From there, things get wonderfully random. The crew tackles the hard-hitting questions: Are they too old to wrap their cars? Can any of them actually sing, or would it be "the most cringe disgusting" thing ever? Why is Christian's basketball a women's regulation size? They reminisce about high school band (Joe was in theater, Shawley played violin, Max rocked trumpet), discuss whether AI is going to steal everyone's jobs in five years, and somehow land on the fact that Larry Wheels spent five figures a day on cam girls. It's the kind of conversational ping-pong that makes you feel like you're just hanging out with friends. But the real star of the episode? Max's $4,000 smart toilet. He walks everyone through the full experience—nightlight activation, auto-opening seat, refreshing mist, heated seat, customizable bidet settings, warm air dryer, and auto-flush. Shawley's horrified he doesn't shower after every bathroom trip, Joe's concerned about putting a fancy toilet in the guest bathroom, and Christian's just trying to figure out if this is actually worth it. Between chess strategies, sleep tracking debates, and whether Siri is completely useless, this episode is pure unfiltered friendship energy with zero filter and maximum entertainment.