Crash of the Mellifera

Crash of the Mellifera

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A sci-fi audio dramedy.What could be more relaxing than a space cruise hosted by Apis Industries? Nothing, of course! Join loyal cruise director AI "Worker B" and the less enthusiastic Captain Arthur Winnipeg as they investigate mysterious malfunctions, pacify the increasingly unhappy guests, and tick slowly towards their voyage's sudden, violent end. Who knows? Maybe they'll even survive! Updates the last Monday of every other month.

Episode List

SCHEDULE CHANGE

Jan 15th, 2026 1:00 PM

tl;dr Hey folks, we're changing the release to once every two months instead of once a month. It isn't fair to you guys that I keep having to give myself extensions, and, well, the actors and I all have day jobs. The episodes ARE likely to be longer going forward, and there's a non-zero chance that the hiatuses between seasons will be greatly reduced with this extra time baked into the release schedule.You guys are radical, keep surviving, and you'll hear the dulcet tones of Worker B, Winnipeg, and the rest on February 23!Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com and bluesky at mellifera-crash.bsky.social Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.

Season 3: A Reel of Bloopers

Dec 29th, 2025 1:00 PM

Oh my goodness! Here are our mishaps, curated for your listening enjoyment!Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com. Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Sound effects obtained from freesound.com and pixabay. "April Kisses" recording obtained from openmusicarchive.org. Our theme, as always, was composed by Sam Kitsch. Thank you to the following freesound artist: magnuswaker 

S3E2 Sneaking Suspicions

Dec 2nd, 2025 12:00 AM

The research station team discover a piece of the past, Ray faces situations they did not train for in engineering school, and Officer Tomer tries to come to an understanding with an amnesiac Captain Winnipeg.Episode 16 Transcript link (coming soon)Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com and bluesky at mellifera-crash.bsky.social Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: newlocknewkylesdrewsimkoRobinBarnardkygarlicnikoiaconisfossartsmendenhall02craigsmithdjfroydmc_minnaarpuppetmaster685719tats14behesht1erikh2000forthehorde68jaklockeerokialmbubecnebulo9icedphoenix49mrrap4foodmaj061785bulbastrecoosemekcastironcarouseltosha73craftcrest.com

S3E1 Down the Rabbit Hole

Oct 27th, 2025 7:00 PM

While Winnipeg follows Tomer down a large hole, the other members of team Stranded-On-Planet-Bug-Aliens have friction amongst themselves.Episode 15 Transcript link (coming soon)Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com and bluesky at mellifera-crash.bsky.social Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: bulbastrejjtaynosmaj061785kijadzelsheyvankylescraigsmithForTheHorde68ErokiajohonbravoJfishSoMmrrap4foodBockelSoundMessyAcousticApocalypse666MC_MinnaarkvgarlicRorisangKgatleErikH2000Puppetmaster685719ienbasheyvanicedphoenix49kyleswlabarronEmile99DenKyschukJakLockeTats14kijadzel

When Arthur met Worker B

Sep 5th, 2025 12:00 PM

Okay, for folks not following my socials: I'm delaying release until October. In the meantime, have a short! It was Lukas's idea, and I think it turned out swell.Crash of the Mellifera: Employee Q&A form can be found here!Follow us on tumblr at melliferacrash.tumblr.com and on bluesky @mellifera-crash.bsky.social Donations can be sent to Morgan's ko-fi page at ko-fi.com/morganlanewrites.  Check out Morgan's other projects at morganlanewrites.com.Various sound effects and music obtained from pixabay.com, freesound.com, and Film Cow's Royalty Free Sound Effects Library at filmcow.itch.io. All other songs and effects provided either by Sam Kitsch or Morgan Lane. Thank you to the following freesound artists: kaylam6bulbastrewlabarronedgardeditioncraxicanthousaijitaynosicedphoenix49

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