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Episode #141- Conspiracy Theories PART 2

What if we’re just background characters in a cosmic video game? What if the Earth is flat like a divine pancake? What if planes are out here seasoning the sky like it’s a giant invisible casserole? This week we cannonball straight into the conspiracy pool. We chat about the simulation theory, Flat Earth, solar panels and the ever-mysterious plane seeding situation. Then we sprinkle in a few delightfully ridiculous ones that make you question whether humanity is okay.Are we uncovering secrets… or just spiraling for fun? You decide. Send a textIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.comYou can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup

Episode #140- Strange Facts about your Body

In this episode, we dive headfirst into the wonderfully weird world of the human body. The stuff it does. The secrets it keeps. The tiny, bizarre habits it has.No medical degrees. No boring lectures. Just us spiraling in real time over the fact that we are basically self-heating, noise-making, occasionally glitching meat computers trying our best.Prepare to laugh, question everything, and maybe never look at yourself the same way again.Welcome to the strange, squishy circus you call a body.Send a textIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.comYou can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup

Episode #139- Porch Talk NUMBER 27

In this month's Porch Talk, we let the conversation wander wherever it wants to go. No outline. No script. Just two brains free-ranging like they slipped the fence and decided to explore.It’s chaotic. It’s unfiltered. It’s exactly what happens when you put us on a metaphorical porch with microphones and zero supervision.If you like your conversations unpredictable, slightly unhinged, and full of the kind of tangents that make you say “wait… how did we get here?” this one’s for you.Send a textIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.comYou can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup

Episode # 138- Collections and Interests

In this episode, we wander through the curious museums inside our own brains and closets, talking about the things we have collected over the years and the oddly specific interests that refuse to leave us alone. From sentimental keepsakes and childhood treasures to the wonderfully weird items we somehow ended up with multiples of, we unpack why we keep what we keep and what those objects quietly say about us. We compare collections, confess strange interests, and celebrate the harmless obsessions that make us uniquely us. What is that weird thing that you collect???Send a textIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.comYou can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup

Episode #137- Weird Things We Do

OK so you know that weird thing that you do behind closed doors that you would never want the world to know about, well we are here to talk about ours! Tune in to find out some of the crazy things we do, maybe it will make you feel better about your weird quirks! Send a textIf you like this episode, make sure to follow and SHARE the show! If you need to get ahold of us for ANY reason.. you can do so at onlyifyoucankeepup@gmail.comYou can also Listen on YouTube! @onlyifyoucankeepup