The Time Traveler's Guide to NOT Getting Caught

Ch 11: That Time I Went Back to 2010 to Date My Babysitter

Being a hero is exhausting, and so I decided I deserved to take a little break from fixing my buddy's mistakes and do something for me.  So I went back to 2010 to try to woo my old babysitter...and when I say my old babysitter, I don't mean my babysitter's old, I mean that she was my babysitter when I was a kid...but now we were the same age, I just needed to figure out how I was going to make her fall in love with me...

Ch 10: That Time I Ended Prohibition in America

I was feeling pretty good after figuring out how to convince Napoleon to march his army into Russia in the dead of winter, and even though it resulted in a whole bunch of people dying, they were all French, so...you know. I felt like I still had enough energy to do another task on my buddy's list and so it was time for me to go back to the 1920s and end prohibition in America. You're welcome alcoholics!

Ch 9: That Time I Saved the World from Napoleon

I now had a mission. I would help my time traveler buddy by fixing the mistakes he made throughout time. The first place I decided to go was back to Napoleon times to stop Napoleon from taking over the world. But I had a big task ahead of me. Somehow, I had to convince Napoleon to invade Russia in the dead of winter.

Ch 8: That Time I Met Another Time Traveler

I was shocked, absolutely shocked. I had discovered another time traveler, but he disappeared before I could say anything to him. I had to figure out where another time traveler would visit, and that's when I realize that any sane person with a time machine would go to Pompeii before it got destroyed, and so I ripped off my bed sheet, made myself a toga and went back to Pompeii to find my new best friend.

Ch 7: That Time I Helped Michelangelo Paint the Sistine Chapel

After impregnating a cavewoman, I felt the need to add some culture in my life by visiting The Renaissance. While in Rome, I meet three quarters of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Raphael, Michelangelo and Leonardo da Vinci. But meeting the famous artists comes at a terrible, terrible cost...my innocence!