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Feature Film #37 -- Juice Above the Clouds

In a world where the only thing tighter than an airplane bathroom is a wrestler's spandex, one man must choose between his legacy and his future.When washed-up wrestling legend Rhett "The Wrestler" Harrison boards a red-eye flight to Louisville to finally kick "the juice" and reunite with his estranged daughter, he doesn’t expect his plane to be hijacked by the notorious Lagerstani Air Pirates. But when brute force is the only way to save the passengers, Rhett must break his new steroid-free streak, dive deep into the plane's septic tank for his lost needle, and form an unexpected tag team with a mysterious, split-kicking sexy nun to suplex terrorists at 30,000 feet.It's an action-packed, high-altitude fever dream full of tray-table warfare, blue poop, experimental "Nugget Nectar," and the ultimate "Fanny Pack Heart Attack".This Week’s Feature:• Beer: Juice Above the Clouds• Brewery: Altamont Beer Works🎧 Connect With Us:• Website: beermethatmovie.com• Instagram: @beermethatmovie• Leave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie• Head over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!Timestamps:• 00:00 - Intro & Cold Opener• 02:43 - The Vault & Listener Reminder• 04:56 - Act 1: The Last Flight Home• 23:34 - Act 2: Diarrhea Diving & The Transformation• 42:48 - Act 3: High-Altitude Heartstrings• 57:49 - Epilogue: The Post-Credit Egg Scene• 01:00:06 - Outro & Thanks#JuiceAboveTheClouds #BeerMeThatMovie #FeatureFilm37 #RhettTheWrestler #ActionComedy #AirplaneAction #NuggetNectar #PodcastMovie #YouChoseThis

Back in the Shed: Why We Disappeared & What’s Next | Beer Me That Movie

Welcome back to Beer Me That Movie, the podcast that took a five-month hiatus and came back with zero answers and the exact same premise.If you’ve been wondering where we’ve been—fair question. Did we get eaten by a Cone Goblin? Did diabetes finally win? Did we quietly cancel the show like a mediocre Netflix original?In this special "recalibrating" episode, Jon and Harrison sit down in the shed to have an honest conversation about the 5-month gap. Life got heavy, survival mode kicked in, and the podcast had to hit pause so Jon could handle some real-life family stuff and focus on mental health. We talk about the burnout, the dread of the daily grind, and why taking a break was the only way to save the show from becoming a forced, creativity-lacking dumpster fire.But more importantly, we talk about why we came back. We missed the laughs, we missed the community, and we missed making up ridiculous movies with all of you.So, what changes going forward? Less perfection, more fun. We are officially retiring the 4K color-grading and the stressful, rigid plot-point checklists. Going forward, the mission is simple: Jon and Harrison drink a beer, tell a fun story, and try to make you laugh on your drive home. Everything else is just cream cheese.Next week, we are returning to form with our first-ever FEATURE FROM THE VAULT! Head over to beermethatmovie.com right now to cast your vote. Will it be Juice Above the Clouds, Mom Jeans, or Vampirate? You decide!Grab a beer, pull up a stool, and welcome back to the shed.🍻 Beer of the Episode: Sierra Nevada Celebration (Fresh Hop IPA - 6.8% ABV)0:00 - Intro: We Didn't Die 0:48 - The "Recap" & Cracking Open a Celebration 6:09 - So... What Happened? (The Honest Truth) 11:02 - What Surprised Us & What We Missed 23:48 - Changes to the Podcast: Less Perfection, More Fun 39:02 - Why Come Back Now? 50:53 - What's Next: Opening The Vault!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieAs always... Peace, Punch, Gimme Your Lunch!#BeerMeThatMovie #PodcastReturn #CraftBeer #MoviePitches #SierraNevada #ComedyPodcast #MentalHealth #Untappd #Screenwriting

Fast Five #37 – Fog, Rock Monsters, and a Princess’s Hand?

In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches:🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork BrewingA retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail BrewingA man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon.🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – BrewlihanHumanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co.A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever.🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone BrewingA mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one?🎙️ Vote Now:Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which.Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram. • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie00:00 - Intro01:18 - Recap: Gumballhead10:24 - BOTW: Cold Hearted IPA13:13 - Fast Five Begins14:06 - Beer #1 Destination Unknown19:45 - Beer #2 Broken Kingdom25:20 - Beer #3 The Heaviest Matter Of The Universe32:52 - Beer #4 Virtue Of Patience37:29 - Beer #5 Fogscape42:57 - Decision Time!46:18 - Outtakes

Feature #37 - Gumballhead: The Prophet in the Plexi-Dome

In our 37th Feature Film, we chew our way into Gumballhead—a prophetic street performer trapped in a gumball machine costume… and possibly reality itself. After one too many candy-coated warnings come true, Gumballhead becomes a viral oracle. But when a chicken conglomerate with ties to defense contracts takes interest in his chewy powers, the bubble starts to stretch.This is the rise, fall, and sticky aftermath of the man who told us to “Always wear your seatbelt.” And maybe also… “Consume the yolk.”⸻In This Episode: • The tragic backstory of a mall performer turned TikTok prophet • PoultraCo’s plan to weaponize sugar and fate • Why Gumballhead may be humanity’s only hope—or its final delusionFeaturing:Big chicken energy, darker gumballs, existential dread, industrial food-predictive tech, and a mysterious woman with a bone to pick. Gumballhead is a bubblegum sci-fi horror epic—and it will pop.About the Beer: • Brewery: 3 Floyds Brewing • Name: Gumballhead • Style: Bright American Wheat with a twist of prophecy and doomConnect With Us: • Website: https://beermethatmovie.com/ • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/beermethatmovie/ • Untappd: https://untappd.com/user/BeerMeThatMovie • Speakpipe: https://www.speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieLeave a comment with your favorite gumball prophecy. And remember—Vote for next week’s Feature Film on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram. Your pick might just shape the timeline.00:00 - Intro01:25 - Act 1: Bubblegum Prophecies16:49 - Act 2: Fowl Play26:30 - Act 3: A Bursting Point38:26 - Epilogue

Fast Five #36 – Kazoos & Fake Husbands

In this week’s Fast Five, we’re serving up five fresh beer-inspired movie pitches, including one killer listener submission that might just become our next Feature Film. From cursed hotel service to ancient kazoo mythology, things get weird fast.This Week’s Beer-to-Movie Madness: •Gumballhead – A failed mall vendor discovers he can see the future through his gumball machine helmet… and TikTok loves it. •Cold Hearted Woman – A secret witch barista builds an army of pissed-off women by pouring herself into iced cappuccinos. •Friends With Benefits – Two guys pretend to be married for health insurance, but HR starts asking real questions. •The Last Kazoo – A mythic origin story of Lagerstahn told in the style of Jason and the Argonauts… if Jason had beer breath. •Ring the Bell – A boutique hotel where the staff kills you with kindness—and also kills you.Vote on your favorite to decide next week’s Feature Film!📲 Instagram, Spotify, YouTube comments—or send us a letter with a photo of you holding a beer. Shirt on, please.Follow & Connect:🌐 beermethatmovie.com📸 Instagram: @beermethatmovie🍺 Untappd: BeerMeThatMovie🎙 Leave a Voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie00:00 - Intro01:27 - Recap: You Vs You09:47 - BOTW: Pivo Pils14:03 - Beer #1: Gumballhead21:53 - Beer #2: Cold Hearted Woman29:22 - Beer #3: Friends With Benefits37:29 - Beer #4: The Last Kazoo45:54 - Beer #5: Ring The Bell