Beer Me That Movie

Feature #48 | The Mystery: The Cornfield Conspiracy

"If the USDA arrives before you call them—hide the fish-man."What happens when a failed salesman named Mike H accidentally cracks open a pre-Egyptian alien vault beneath rural Iowa? He discovers the Anunnaki’s discarded rough drafts of humanity: fish-men, dog-headed weirdos, alligator-jawed bruisers—and one enormous opportunity.Inspired by Mike H’s check-in of Tree House Brewing’s “The Mystery,” we’re building a cosmic-conspiracy comedy packed with roadside attractions, crop circles, government cover-ups, and an extraterrestrial middle manager desperate to hide his mistakes from Corporate.INSIDE THE EPISODE-The Beer Hook: How Tree House Brewing’s “The Mystery” and Mike H inspired Feature #48.-Something Beneath Iowa: One illegal M80 cracks open a vault older than the pyramids.-The Approved Batch: Gill, Snout, Sheila, and the forgotten prototypes that came before humanity.-The Greatest Show Off Earth: Mike turns an ancient genetic disaster into the Midwest’s hottest roadside circus.-The Cornfield Conspiracy: Tammy Twilight connects the USDA, crop circles, and a suspicious threat to “Lake Iowa.”-Alien Middle Management: Fred arrives wearing his Apollo-era human disguise and carrying a whistle that controls the creatures.-The Crop-Circle Roundup: Mike must rescue his new friends—and sell Fred on committing intergalactic corporate fraud.💬 WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU!Which rejected Anunnaki prototype would you want as your roadside-circus roommate: Gill, Snout, or Sheila?And remember: if the USDA showed up before you called them, what would you hide first?👥 CONNECT WITH USWebsite: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovie00:00:00 - Intro00:03:39 - A Short Message From BMTM00:05:12 - Act 1: SOMETHING UNDER IOWA00:37:54 - Act 2: THE GREATEST SHOW OFF EARTH01:06:28 - Act 3: THE CROP-CIRCLE ROUNDUP01:20:00 - Epilogue: Acceptable Chaos

Fast Five 46: Mind Plant, Death On Two Legs, & I'm The Highway

This Week's Fast Five Movie Pitches:Beer #1: Mind Plant – When common houseplants suddenly gain sentience, one man sees their terrifying evolution as a divine miracle straight from the heavens—while the rest of the world watches the vines reclaim the concrete and sees a clear sign of the end times. They are aware... and they are angry.Beer #2: The Mystery – A group of rural kids exploring a hidden quarry lake stumble upon an impossible discovery: ancient, prehistoric creatures created long before humanity. Turns out mermaids are incredibly real, alligator people exist, and these teenagers are left with a lot of awkward questions about interspecies romance.Beer #3: Death On Two Legs – A stylized, high-contrast neo-noir thriller where a glamorous, fast-talking woman in a sharp suit steps into the dark alleyways of the city to help a overworked, stressed-out Grim Reaper manage his daily schedule. He works. She helps.Beer #4: I’m The Highway – A gritty, rain-slicked road movie tracking a rugged long-haul trucker who finds himself acting as a sudden guardian angel when he saves a runaway teenage girl who is in way, way over her head.Beer #5: Eager To Share – A heartwarming, whimsical tale of a kid who spends his entire childhood blowing through his father's vast savings on wild, imaginative adventures to uncover a great hidden treasure—only to dig up the backyard and realize the real wealth was right in front of him all along.VOTE FOR THE WINNER:Head over to our Instagram stories right now to cast your official vote! Are we tracking sentient foliage next week, or are we deep in the swamp solving ancient secrets?

Feature #47 | On a Whim: The Space Loop Thriller

"Find the rat. Stop the explosion. Don’t get thrown in the space psych ward."What happens when your shift as an overworked, blue-collar asteroid miner gets interrupted by your massive corporate mothership instantly vaporizing into dust? If you're Constant—the most unflappable scout pilot in the outer solar system—you get thrown backward in time and forced to hunt down a ship saboteur before the timeline catches up.Inspired by Original Pattern Brewing's "On a Whim" beer, we are world-building a hilarious, claustrophobic, and deeply chaotic sci-fi thriller. From zero-G space pests to the horrific realities of "Tube Soup boarding," this episode goes completely off the rails.Grab a cold beer, prepare Uranus, and let's find out if survival can be done... ON A WHIM.The Beer Hook: How Original Pattern Brewing's "On a Whim" inspired this entire project.Welcome to the Whim: Breaking down the tiny, claustrophobic ships and the corporate marketing lies behind them.The Anomaly: A green portal, a mysterious 3-fingered alien, and a giant explosion in the Kuiper Belt.The "We Aren't Crazy" Pact: Constant and Hap panic to create a cover story inside the pod.The Hunt for Rat October: Navigating a ship full of disgruntled space slaves and actual, wire-chewing space rats.Interrogating the Miners: Constant searches for clues using a brutal round of "Tube Soup boarding."The Loop Closes: The mind-bending paradox of three Constants, a clever trap for the aliens, and a final, sinister revelation.If you were trapped in a 99-year corporate space-mining contract, what would you do to get out?Did humanity accidentally mine Pluto out of existence? Give us your best conspiracy theories in the comments!Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovie#SciFiPodcast #WorldBuilding #ImprovComedy #SpaceHorror #TimeLoop #RetroFuturism

Fast Five 45: On A Whim, Grass Attack, & Slow Melt

Ladies, gentlemen, rogue ice runners, and victims of the front lawn—welcome to Fast Five #45! We are back to turning your Thursday night Untappd check-ins into Hollywood cinematic gold, all while attempting to jumpstart a 20-foot Hyundai long boat and coasting uphill into another chaotic week.Before we open up the feed, we zoom out to look at last week's deeply philosophical, rural monster-thriller feature film, Copy That. We recap Bob's tragic study in modern social media loneliness, the tactical use of black light dye, and how a shape-shifting alien entity managed to infiltrate Congress. Plus, the glorious return of everyone's favorite clog-wearing, evil-hunting legend—Big Nose—in an epilogue that saves the world from a Manchurian population crisis.Tonight’s liquid inspiration is Eastern Gold from The Drowned Lands Brewery, a surprisingly complex 4.7% blonde ale hitting us with notes of graham crackers and sweet honey grapefruit on the nose (which Jon snorted straight into his brain canal, obviously).Slow Melt: A 2126 post-apocalyptic frozen tundra adventure following Ken and a crew of swashbuckling ice pirates harvesting fresh-water glaciers while dodging giant mutated polar bears.On A Whim: A high-stakes Hunt for Red October space-mining mystery featuring green time-travel portals, asteroid whimers, and a desperate race to stop a massive flagship explosion.Sleep State: A terrifying Severance-style corporate nightmare where an Elon Tusk tech monopoly hijacks your REM cycle to force you into unpaid dream labor upvoting pictures of ham bones.Grass Attack: The ultimate eco-horror thriller that will do to your front yard what Jaws did to the ocean. When the lawn wants revenge, the Miracle-Gro hits back.Bits and Bobs: Ai sex robots are real! What does this mean for humanity and what will it do to wifi costs? 👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieVote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.comFollow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovieFind us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieUntil next week... Peace, Punch, and don't snort your IPAs unless you're ready to fight the Pope!

Feature #46 | Copy That: The Appalachian Mimic Horror Movie

Grab 2 cold ones because on this edition of Beer Me That Movie, Jon and Harrison are breaking down the script for the ultimate localized identity crisis and high-stakes psychological mind game: COPY THAT.When a congressman's daughter goes missing in the dense, fog-covered West Virginia mountains, a jaded local sheriff and a hyper-serious rookie FBI agent team up to track a kidnapper—only to discover a 5,000-year-old subterranean acoustic mimic has already systematically harvested, cloned, and replaced the entire town.From implementing strict, high-stakes Rick Astley walkie-talkie protocols to the utter psychological defeat of discovering your own house has been systematically upper-decked by your own clone, this episode is packed with deep Appalachian dread, broken Italian accents, and an existential rug-pull that proves the monster is really just playing with its food.Pour yourself a drink, check your ceiling for blacklight stains, and hit that subscribe button!#BeerMeThatMovie #CopyThat #AppalachianHorror #MoviePodcast #PsychologicalThriller #Cryptids #Folklore #GhostCat #PodcastEpisode00:00:00 - Start00:04:02 - Ad Break00:05:35 - Act 1: The Folklore in the Woods00:11:08 - Marker 600:39:03 - Act 2: The Walkie-Talkie Matrix01:03:38 - Act 3: Playing with His Dinner01:21:44 - Epilogue: Big Knows