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Feature #45 | Double Jacked: The Zero-G Milk-Chugging Action Movie

Grab a cold one (or a warm gallon of whole milk, if you're Jono), because on this special National Long Island Ice Tea Day edition of Beer Me That Movie, Jon and Harrison are breaking down the script for the ultimate gravity-defying, heist-of-the-century block-blaster: DOUBLE JACKED.When London’s Anti-Gravity Cores go offline, the financial district goes floating, double-decker buses become kites, and a legendary phantom thief starts double-crossing the robbers while aggressively maintaining upside-down eye contact.From the hyper-pressurized chaos of the Zero-G Bidet to a luxury Ferrari driving vertically down the face of a crumbling Shard skyscraper, this episode is packed with high-velocity thrust, unmatched torque, and a shocking crossover that bridges the gap straight to the Gabagool Timeline.Pour yourself a drink, check your center of mass, and hit that subscribe button!#BeerMeThatMovie #DoubleJacked #ZeroGravity #MoviePodcast #ActionMovies #SciFiHeist #GabagoolTimeline #PodcastEpisode00:00:00 - Start00:03:01 - Check Out Our Website00:04:07 - Act 1: The Weightless Target00:32:20 - Act 2: The Three-Way Friction00:59:07 - Act 3: The Triple Jack Showcase01:20:50 - Epilogue: The Transatlantic Signal

Fast Five #43: The Gabagool Recap & 5 New Untappd Pitches

Welcome to Fast Five #43!Before we jump into the digital beer swamp, we take a look in the rearview mirror to recap last week's triumphant feature film from last week - "All This From a Slice of Gabagool" which is a sequel to Feature #9 "The Hustle Is Weird"With the tank full, we shift into high gear and dive straight into the live Untappd feed to bring you this week's Fast Five lineup:Cave: A dark, mythical quest where a desperate witch tries to enter a forbidden cave that promises eternal life—if she can survive whatever ancient evil is guarding it.Super Ripe: A man stumbles upon a mysterious tree bearing strange, super-ripe fruit that makes him grow younger with every bite. But he quickly learns that reverse-aging comes with a terrifying cost.Double Jack: A fast-paced, high-stakes heist thriller about an elite, specialized robber whose only targets are other, much more dangerous robbers.Wizardry: A young boy unexpectedly gains immense magical powers. Now he has to decide: will he use them for good, or let the dark temptations of wizardry take over his life?Searching for the Stone: A frantic romantic comedy where a man spontaneously gets engaged to a girl he barely knows, sending him on a chaotic, globe-trotting mission "searching for the stone" to make it official before she realizes what's happening.This leaves the remaining four contenders completely in your hands! You have roughly 24 hours to influence next Wednesday's full-length feature film direction. Head directly to our Instagram, Spotify poll, or YouTube comments right now and cast your vote. Don't mess this up!👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! (And as a quick reminder, we don't stop the show to sell you mushroom coffee, sketchy VPNs, or artisanal beard oil made from Viking tears.) Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieUntil next week... Peace, Punch, Gimme Your Lunch!00:00 - Start02:13 - Recap: All This From A Slice Of Gabagool13:30 - BOTW: Bright - Burial20:09 - Beer #1 - Cave27:04 - Beer #2 - Super Ripe34:23 - Beer #3 - Double Jack41:02 - Beer #4 - Wizardry47:30 - Beer #5 - Searching For The Stone54:44 - Decision Time!

Feature Film #44 -- All This from a Slice of Gabagool

In a world where a Cleveland sandwich shop is the frontline defense against the underworld, one man must choose between his legacy on the baseball diamond and his shift at the deli. Welcome to the highly anticipated official sequel to The Hustle Is Weird!Josh is a rising Minor League baseball star who just tied the home run record. He returns home to Mentor, Ohio for the All-Star break, eagerly anticipating a relaxing week filled with Paulie's famous sandwiches . But instead of a triumphant homecoming, Josh finds a muted, quiet town that has been mysteriously drained of all its joy, passion, and flavor. The culprit is their old demonic nemesis, Juliano, who is siphoning the town's energy using cursed jars of "Pre-Minced Garlic" distributed by a sinister front company called 666 Meat, Cheese, and More.To stop the demonic apocalypse from fully consuming the town, Josh and Paulie must reunite the four rival Italian deli families using the "Imperial Gabagool"—a sacred, well-aged hunk of cured meat that invokes a powerful Smoked Meat Pact. Armed with holy baseball bats, garlic ropes, and pockets full of passionately delicious gabagool, the deli gang must crash the Mid-Season Minor League All-Star Dinner to save the baseball players—and the world—from becoming Juliano's new demon army.🎧 Connect With Us:Website: beermethatmovie.comInstagram: @beermethatmovieLeave a voicemail: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovieHead over to the website to vote on your favorite past Fast Five ideas in The Vault!00:00:00 - Start00:04:18 - Ad Break (Sort Of)00:05:41 - Act 1: wHELLcome Home00:34:09 - Act 2: The Pre-Minced Madness00:47:31 - Act 3: The Family Reunion….01:16:50 - Epilogue: The New Grind

Fast Five 42 | The Ham Shield, Demon Carpets & T-1000's TikTok

Welcome to Fast Five #42! Have you ever thought about how bad VHS tracking actually made movies better.Before we jump into the Untappd trenches, we take a look back at last week's feature film, True Love. After our recap, Jon unearths a deeply traumatic childhood memory: the 90s Lunchables "Ham Shield"With Harrison's 1954 Coupe Chrysler MeatWagon in full neutral drop, we grind the metal rims down to sparks and jump into this week's Fast Five lineupEstate Sale: A couple buys an off-the-grid house and gets invited to a creepy local estate sale... only to discover they are selling humans, and the horrifying twist is that the humans want to be soldCreature of my dreams: A man goes to sleep and has normal dreams, but slowly realizes his dreams are bleeding into reality. It might seem great at first, but soon he has to figure out how to stop itAll this from a slice of gabagoool: The highly anticipated sequel to The Hustle is Real! A guy takes a job at an Italian deli with a side hustle moving rolled-up carpets... but the carpets actually have demons rolled up inside themBloom: A man visits his hometown during the annual "blooming season" only to realize that the residents are terrifyingly enthralled by the local flowersGoing Up: After a brutal performance review in Hell, a condemned soul gets a rare second chance to return to EarthHead over to our Instagram right now and vote for your favorite pitch in the poll! 👇 Help us keep the lights on in the shed! Vote in The Vault: beermethatmovie.com Leave us a voice message: speakpipe.com/beermethatmovie Follow us on Instagram: @beermethatmovie Find us on Untappd: Beer Me That MovieUntil next week... Peace, Punch, and GIMME YA HAMSTER POOP00:00 - Intro01:45 - Recap: True Love11:59 - Beer Of The Week14:38 - Ad Break: Sort Of17:19 - Beer #1: Estate Sale24:04 - Beer #2: Creatures of My Dreams29:56 - Beer #3: All This From a Slice of Gabagool33:36 - Beer #4: Bloom39:51 - Beer #5: Going Up46:59 - Decision Time

Feature Film #43 -- True Love: The Only Cyberpunk Thriller Powered Entirely by Buttered Ham

The robots mapped his brain. They predicted his future. But they forgot one crucial piece of the puzzle: You can’t knock down a man with nothing to lose and a pocket full of room-temperature deli meat.This week on Beer Me That Movie, Jonathan and Harrison are diving headfirst into the wildest, most chaotic Bastille Day premiere of the century: TRUE LOVE.It starts as a high-stakes sci-fi thriller about a surveillance state run by algorithmic "Beta-Orbs" and dystopian "Chrome Dommes"—but it quickly devolves into a 1960s underground hedonistic rebellion, a biological EMP triggered exclusively by the vocal frequencies of Chumbawamba’s 1997 classic Tubthumping, and an epilogue twist involving Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5 that is frankly too gross and unimaginable for a family-friendly description box.Grab a cold lager (or a whiskey drink, a vodka drink, a cider drink...), throw some butter on a thick slab of ham, and sync up with us as we break down Act 1 through Act 3 of this unforgettable cinematic ride. Will Nathan save the surface world, or will he just rule a throne of server racks with the Glitch-Witch? Find out inside!JOIN THE VAULT:Want to choose what we watch, review, and drink next? Head over to The Vault database on our website to submit your favorite films and vote on upcoming episodes! www.beermethatmovie.com00:00:00 - Intro00:03:13 - BMTM Updates00:05:26 - Act 1: The 404-ever00:29:17 - Act 2: The Cave vs. The Cloud00:57:23 - Act 3: The Robot Elbow Apocalypse01:10:03 - Epilogue: The Bitter Aftertaste