Your Local Time Travelers

Trailer

Scared of the future? Join this time traveling duo in being more scared of your present! Crash-landing April 15th.AX6gPWXYY7rVagX9fiRD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Pilot (and the Idiot)

An influencer and pilot from the future crash-land in a 2025 Baptist church. We handle it all extremely gracefully.Written and Created byHeidi FischerPerformed by Heidi FischerDio GarnerAlex HanbackAlexis TiptonKelsey V Additional performances byÑitaPendejoSquib Soundscaping and editing byPaloma OrtizMusic byHeidi and Alison Fischer Thank you toE.V. BelknapJonathan Fischer Visit our website for additional SFX credits Join our shenanigans on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Rock n' Roll

We're mounting the best pageant Same Boat Baptits Church has ever seen! It's our only way back home. Classic time traveler stuff. Though maybe navigating the time fathoms is easy compared to navigating the bureaucracy here... (CC insists I note here "No, it isn't." I'm not convinced.) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Drugs

We forgot about money! This week, we try to get some of that stuff to fund important things like wigs for the pageant and flowers for the garden. Oh, and food.Unfortunately, marketing strategies from the future apparently don't mix super well with your average modern Baptist human sensibilities... (CC notes here that calling our spaghetti-throwing methodology "marketing strategies" is a stretch.)Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon!See us living our best #influencer lives on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sex

Let's talk about it, baby. And how talking about it can apparently have weird consequences on certain churches and certain time travelers. This week, CC and I must overcome an abstinence course (more like obstacle course, am I right?) that is impeding our imperative creative juices (ugh, phrasing, sorry) if we're ever gonna get out of here. Who knows, some life lessons might actually get learned along the way despite everyone's best efforts.Join us round the Kitty Bowl via our Patreon! See us living our best #influencer lives over on our socials. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.