The Montoyas

Our Neighbours Are Growing WHAT!? + The Olive Oil Diet Chaos

Marcelo’s aunty is visiting from Fiji, together with his mum Litiana, they have been experimenting with a health trend, daily shots of olive oil. While baby sitting the twins, an unintended consequence is the Montoyas downstairs toilet rule is broken! Tayla’s mum Sue is obsessed the influx of electric bikes in her neighbourhood, she thinks they are dangerous, that the kids ride them too fast and that they are too loud! Tayla tries to introduce her to the “let them” theory, let’s just say it doesn’t go as planned. Tayla shares a surprising confession, she's considering another child! Marcelo spreads the news to family and friends like wildfire. While Marcelo is busy thinking about finances and logistics, Tayla is thinking about the tender moments she could experience. Saily: https://saily.com/creator/?coupon=montoyas&utm_source=12112&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=138&aff_transaction_id=102c27d40786a4fed7c7414328909a&aff_offer_id=138&aff_id=12112See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Badly Behaved Men

Valentine’s Day is coming up, sounds like perfect timing for a marital confrontation…Tayla wants to know why Marcelo won’t celebrate the day anymore?! Marcelo shares something that really disgusted him this week, he discovered Tayla doesn’t wear socks to the gym. All through her hate of sockettes, which surprisingly Marcelo is a huge fan of. Tayla shares a video she received from a beautiful listener, “What to say to your wife during labour”. The conversation brings back memories and we learn more about what happens when the twins were born. Saily: https://saily.com/creator/?coupon=montoyas&utm_source=12112&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=138&aff_transaction_id=102c27d40786a4fed7c7414328909a&aff_offer_id=138&aff_id=12112 My Adult Warehouse: https://myadultwarehouse.com.au/?srsltid=AfmBOoo1Bqzbz8VFihoXLxxCbDHdPiykI3nImM68j5xrlaS_VDB5QeFo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

48 Hours Of Silence

Tayla had the day from hell, that just kept getting worse! Luckily along came her knight in shining armour, Marcelo… who are we kidding he was one of the culprits! Later this Lombardis and Tayla and heading to Vegas for the NRL opening weekend. The family dogs, Ralphie and Louie will be looked after by dog sitters, but after hearing the bizarre list instructions there’s doubt if they even show up! At a family dinner, Tayla learns her uncle friend is being catfished and not for the first time! It’s safe to say the family didn’t let him off lightly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

New Year Same Old Montoyas

Welcome back, it’s the first episode of 2026! The Montoyas reflect on last year as podcasters, good vibes and good advice only for 2026. The twins have developed a new habit of hair pulling, the Montoyas parenting response might surprise you… Marcello makes a bad first impression at the new podcast studio, that poor cleaning lady… we promise not every episode will have a poop story, but this one has a few bombs to share! Tayla takes a trip to New Zealand, but before she can leave the house Marcello asks what he should feed the twins each day she’s away…can a girl catch a break!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Briefs V Trunks

It’s the last episode of 2025! Tayla & Marcelo finally have a date night, two red wines Marcelo comes out to play! Undies vs trunks enters the chat, Tayla’s mum Sue makes a bold claim regarding Marcelo’s choice. Christmas gift giving can be hit and miss, have you been picking up the right hints?!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.