The Montoyas

Men Vs The Kardashian Curse

*Important announcement* We’re launching PATREON!! Sign up for a bonus episode each week and more, exclusive for less than a coffee a week! https://patreon.com/TheMontoyasPodcast?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLinkThe Montoyas are back home in Australia, tune in for more stories from their trip to Las Vegas.Marcelo was pantsed on live TV during his NRL game, Tayla questions why he wasn’t wearing any underwear… the conversation moves to manscaping tips, to manzilian or not? Tayla, the twins and her parents all share a hotel room in LA at the end of their trip. Tayla’s mum Sue makes a confession about the twins white noise machine, is it really a portal to the spirit world?! Tayla explains the Kardashian curse to Marcelo, it quickly turns into a heated debate. Tayla explains the downfall of each Kardashian boyfriend and husband, proving it was their own doing not a stupid “curse”.

Viva Las Vegas

Tune in for a special episode direct from Las Vegas! The twins didn’t handle the international flight very well… it’s a full circle moment for Tayla catching the side eye from fellow passengers.Marcelo struggles without his green tea! Casinos everywhere but not a kettle in sight. The cost of food in Vegas hits home, who can afford to eat three times a day here?! Tayla, her parents and the twins are staying at a seperate hotel to Marcelo. Their more budget friendly choice comes with a complimentary fire alarm test, unauthorised access to their room and an out of service pool…Special shout out to all the Bulldogs fans who came to Las Vegas to support Marcello and his team! Bonus shoutout to the fans who just wanted to meet Tayla over her famous NRL player husband.

Confessions of a Fraudulent WAG: Fake Bags & No Diapers

Tayla’s invited wedding dress shopping with a friend, the twins tag along for the girls day out. A couple of issues arise, mostly all Tayla’s fault if we’re being honest. Tune in for a scene straight out of the movie Bridesmaids! The Montoyas imagine an alternate universe where a freshly divorced Tayla joins Married at First Sight. Marcelo takes the opportunity to launch his own podcast, the main topic? Exposing Tayla’s embellishments on the show! We would watch that!Tayla exposes herself again for the cheapskate she is. This time a confession on designer bags, why pay full price when there’s a perfectly good replica online or in Bali… This week’s audience question is a juicy one, Botox. Should you tell your partner or go ahead anyway? The Montoya’s are on the same page for once.

Our Neighbours Are Growing WHAT!? + The Olive Oil Diet Chaos

Marcelo’s aunty is visiting from Fiji, together with his mum Litiana, they have been experimenting with a health trend, daily shots of olive oil. While baby sitting the twins, an unintended consequence is the Montoyas downstairs toilet rule is broken! Tayla’s mum Sue is obsessed the influx of electric bikes in her neighbourhood, she thinks they are dangerous, that the kids ride them too fast and that they are too loud! Tayla tries to introduce her to the “let them” theory, let’s just say it doesn’t go as planned. Tayla shares a surprising confession, she's considering another child! Marcelo spreads the news to family and friends like wildfire. While Marcelo is busy thinking about finances and logistics, Tayla is thinking about the tender moments she could experience.Download SAILY in your app store and use our code montoyas at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/montoyas'See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Badly Behaved Men

Valentine’s Day is coming up, sounds like perfect timing for a marital confrontation…Tayla wants to know why Marcelo won’t celebrate the day anymore?!Marcelo shares something that really disgusted him this week, he discovered Tayla doesn’t wear socks to the gym. All through her hate of sockettes, which surprisingly Marcelo is a huge fan of.Tayla shares a video she received from a beautiful listener, “What to say to your wife during labour”. The conversation brings back memories and we learn more about what happens when the twins were born. Download SAILY in your app store and use our code montoyas at checkout to get an exclusive 15% off your first purchase! For further details go to https://saily.com/montoyas' My Adult Warehouse: https://myadultwarehouse.com.au/?srsltid=AfmBOoo1Bqzbz8VFihoXLxxCbDHdPiykI3nImM68j5xrlaS_VDB5QeFo See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.