Amityville Vanishing Point
🚨AMAZING MOVIE ALERT🚨Join us as we watch Bermuda and Brigitta and Sentinel as they navigate the death of their friend Margaret. A belly dancer dances backward to punk rock, an FBI agent ****** on some baseball cards, Lloyd Kaufman shows up to dispense some esoteric wisdom. Do we have any idea what we're watching? Not really. Did we enjoy it immensely? Oh, you know it. Content warning: even by the standards of this show, this episode has some pretty explicit sex conversation, so best not to listen around kids.LINKS: Dylan's Greenberg's band TheophobiaInterview with Dylan GreenbergAs of this writing, Amityville Vanishing Point is available on the following streaming platform:Troma Now
The Amityville Playhouse
"Is this it?""Well...what did you expect""I don't know but it looks kinda...boring." You can say that again, characters in Amityville Playhouse (AKA The Amityville Theater)! It's time to watch a movie where nothing happens and then some more nothing happens? Will Fawn survive? Will Kyle stop being insufferable? The answer to these questions and more is "who cares!" Join us as we learn about some scheme for immortality, a bunch of bland white rooms, and a bunch of canadians who cant act. This is a rough one, gang.
Amityville Death House
BANGER ALERT - a truly bonkers movie from start to finish. A warlock (possibly celebrity dad and sibling Eric Roberts) resurrects a witch to take vengeance on the town of Amityville, and delivers a plague of unconvincing composite effects, a bunch of people with oatmeal on their faces, and, of course ... the witches teat. Can't recommend this one enough folks. As of this recording, Amityville Death House is available on the following streaming platforms:TUBI
The Amityville Asylum
What could be scarier than a cult running a sanitarium , hoping to achieve immortality? Horrifying british accents! This week we watch 2013's Amityville Asylum and learn the horrifying truth about what's going on in the spooky psychiatrict hospital that was built right where 112 Ocean Avenue once stood. And it turns out -- barely anything! Just a lot of standing around? Why do they have so many British patients? Why do the leads sound like they're doing awful American accents? Why won't Caroline stop doing terrible british accents? Can anything be done to stop the madness???As of this writing, The Amityville Asylum is available for streaming on:TUBIThe Roku ChannelYouTube
The Amityville Haunting
We have reached the indie Amityville movies, and woof -- what a flick to start off with. Join us as not much happens for 90 minutes in this "extream" found footage horror movie. There is a guy named Cut in here though. And a kid named Donny Reddit. Whatever.As of this writing, The Amityville Haunting is available on the following streaming services:TUBISlingPluto TVFandango at Home