Amityvilleville

Amityville Toybox

Join Julia, Jennii, Jeanne, Jade, Brittany, Breana, and a rest of the Jansen family as they do nothing for 70 minutes and mostly die offscreen. Thrill to the exploits of the sex shaming senile granny, behold the spookiness of the color gels they use on the lights, and fear the haunted monkey that doesn't seem to do much of anything.As of this writing, Amityville Toybox (AKA Amityville Legacy) can be found on the following streaming services:TubiPlexFandango

The Amityvillenado Interview

An interview with Paul (Duck) Tucker and Jeff Van Gerwen the creators of the 88th Amityville movie, Amityvillenado!  We talk about the making of the movie and their relationship to the franchise. A wonderful time was had by all! Check out their movie and their podcast.You can find Amityvillenado on the following streaming services: TUBIPlexThe Roku ChannelAlso check out Jeff and Duck's Amityville podcast!

The Amityville Terror

This is another horny one, folks. An unsuspecting family moves into the "Amity House" and finds more than they bargained for. What did they find? You know, the usual stuff, possession, incest, etc etc. Join daughter Jessica as she pisses and moans about everything and carries around a crossbow while she tries to uncover the house's terrifying secret. And join us as we are like "wtf."Caroline's Letterboxed RankingsAlex's Letterboxed RankingsAs of this writing you can stream The Amityville Terror on the following services:TUBIFUBOPluto TV

Amityville Vanishing Point

🚨AMAZING MOVIE ALERT🚨Join us as we watch Bermuda and Brigitta and Sentinel as they navigate the death of their friend Margaret. A belly dancer dances backward to punk rock, an FBI agent ****** on some baseball cards, Lloyd Kaufman shows up to dispense some esoteric wisdom. Do we have any idea what we're watching? Not really. Did we enjoy it immensely? Oh, you know it. Content warning: even by the standards of this show, this episode has some pretty explicit sex conversation, so best not to listen around kids.LINKS: Dylan's Greenberg's band TheophobiaInterview with Dylan GreenbergAs of this writing, Amityville Vanishing Point is available on the following streaming platform:Troma Now

The Amityville Playhouse

"Is this it?""Well...what did you expect""I don't know but it looks kinda...boring." You can say that again, characters in Amityville Playhouse (AKA The Amityville Theater)! It's time to watch a movie where nothing happens and then some more nothing happens? Will Fawn survive? Will Kyle stop being insufferable? The answer to these questions and more is "who cares!" Join us as we learn about some scheme for immortality, a bunch of bland white rooms, and a bunch of canadians who cant act. This is a rough one, gang.