Ask Palpatine

Ask Palpatine 42: Turning a Jedi

In this episode, Emperor Palpatine answer "How do you turn a Jedi?" And then he sings a cool song.

Ask Palpatine is Coming Back!

Holy crap, here I am!

Ask Palpatine 303: Gettin' the Girl

theres this girl at my school named cheyanne I really like her can you give me advice on how I should ask her out I pray that the force be with me.

Ask Palpatine 202: Load-Bearing Chicks

This week's question is: Who gets the most ladies? You or Kirk?

Ask Palpatine 201: Unicorn Fingers

The question for this episode is: Can you shoot more than lighting from your fingertips, like fire? The song is Poker Face, by Lady Gaga