NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

NOBODY LIKES ONIONS

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For over FIFTEEN YEARS, Nobody Likes Onions has been making audiences laugh at the absurd, the obvious, and the wrong. Comedian Patrick Melton, along with other entertainers from around the world, gather around microphones three times a week to present their unique observations and opinions about current events, pop culture, and real-world experiences in their personal lives.

Episode List

March 2, 2026: The Rodney’s Spectacle Unpacked! All The Fakes! All The Takes!

Mar 2nd, 2026 8:41 AM

Friday night was one of the most eventful in the Dabbleverse in quite some time, and all of the major players have been going over the events all weekend long. Let’s investigate some of the takes, get some feedback from the attendees, and unravel the sick ball of yarn that was one of the worst comedy shows ever! Geno Bisconte and his wife Keanu have sunk lower than ever. Stuttering John is claiming a huge victory after getting played by his ghoul. Chad Zumock wishes he was a part of something. Kevin Brennan got upstaged big time. And most importantly, is Hackamania the big loser after this non-event upstaged it completely?

This Little Piggy – A Steel Toe Roundtable Discussion (February 27, 2026)

Feb 27th, 2026 8:41 AM

With the lowest numbers he’s ever had, and hypocrisy galore, things just keep getting better for Steel Toe! Join Patrick, Karl from WATP, and Moody as they discuss the hilarity of the week from Aaron Imholte and his Steel Toe Morning Show. The man who refuses to get a job never ceases to captivate while ratcheting up his lies and sperg-sessions for our amusement.

February 26, 2026: The RODNEY’S Debacle! Karmic VS. Chad! Ray Talks Sex! MRB Is On One!

Feb 26th, 2026 8:41 AM

Keanu can’t stop looking for fights with ladies, and she ratchets up her aggression to get real tough! Ray Devito gets clipped in a rare occurrence of Cleveland’s second-favorite middle explaining the birds and the bees. KarmicX and Chad are fighting each other like real tards. The big show this Friday at Rodney’s is shaping up to be a big nothing burger, but who will show and who will make excuses? We can’t wait to see what goes down at the NYC comedy club that considers Geno Bisconte a real comic.

February 24, 2026: Geno Bisconte Is Perma-Poor! Rumble At Rodney’s! Dabble Drama!

Feb 24th, 2026 8:41 AM

Can Michael Ray Bower bounce back after Friday night’s toxic brownie batter bungle? Mersh falls for a trap that wasn’t even meant for him. Everyone is buzzing about the Friday show coming up in NYC where Stuttering John, Geno and the Keek, Cumia and Kevin Brennan will be in attendance. Chad Zumock tries to get some drama going by acting like a tough guy. Plus a bunch of other Dabbleverse loose ends that may have slipped through your crack.

February 19, 2026: Karmic’s New Pity Party! Chad Zumock Flounders!

Feb 19th, 2026 8:41 AM

Charles Chance is getting gacked about Hackamania! Michael Ray Bower has some thoughts on the Super Bowl halftime show. Chad Zumock has had some insane streams lately, and we really need to catch up while he’s on a YouTube hiatus. KarmicX is threatening to stop streaming in his latest tantrum, but followers of the Minnesota Slow know it’s just another attempt at getting pity from his dwindling audience.

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