Santa Fish!
Elmer the miniature horse!
Panty Christmas Present!
My Christmastime Lovemaking turned her daughter into a vegetable!
When Your Towns Vaginal Air Scrubbers Break Down!
The only way you can pump 'em is by using a wood wick candle!
Baked Turkey Legs Wrapped In Soiled Panties!
The naked girl jumped head first through my unpainted canvas!
Gash Gravy!
She delivered the meat!