Episode 26 Christmas 2015 Edition
It's the most wonderful time of the year! A time when parents collectively lie to their children about the existence of a grown man who spies on them year round and breaks into their houses. A time when eco-consciousness is thrown out the window as millions of trees are slaughtered for the sole purpose to stand guard over presents wrapped in the skin of their fallen brethren. A time when children will cry because they were not given a pony. It's Christmas time! Hosts Seth and Doug honor this magical time with cherished yuletide memories from their youth. You will be amazed to hear the lengths that Seth's parents went through to win over the love of him and his brother. You will be equally amazed to hear the fury incited in Doug's parents brought on by decorating the tree. From Baltimore accents to renting movies at the grocery store, Seth and Doug cover all the holiday essentials. What was the worst gift Doug ever gave his father? Find out on this non-denominational episode of Rip It!
Episode 25 The I Know What You Did Last Summer Episode
With the leaves changing and the sun going down before Judge Judy is even over, another summer has come and gone, and hosts Seth and Doug remember the summer of 2015 in this episode of Rip It! Whether it's paddling down creeks with the chosen people, enjoying time with Russians in their underwear, or swerving around race tracks at a face melting 45 MPH, your hosts wistfully relay the highs (enjoying new hobbies) and lows (witnessing a murder) of the hottest months of the year. What pleasant, bucolic outdoor activity sends Seth into a furious tirade, the likes of which this podcast has never seen? Find out on this sweltering episode of Rip It!
Rip It! Episode 24 The Regrets Episode
Taking a suggestion from a devoted listener, hosts Seth and Doug delve deep into their dark pasts to discuss regrets. From pants pooping to chili peppers, your hosts bare their shameful secrets and their conflicting philosophies on dealing with the remorse that comes from making bad, or in their case, stupid life choices. German roadway ignorance, Biblical covenants, birds, dragonflies, parental pranks and more are dredged up and revisited for your humiliating pleasure. What unfathomably ridiculous thing did Doug trade his prized AT-AT Star Wars toy for when he was 8? Find out on this regrettable episode of Rip It!
Rip It! Episode 23 Summer of Soroka
Previous guest Steve Soroka is back, joining hosts Seth and Doug to play a mind boggling game of Never Have I Ever, where dark secrets involving pop culture and fast food are revealed. If you've ever enjoyed films such as Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and The Goonies (aka, you were ever a kid with functioning eyeballs), you're in for a retro treat. Also back by popular demand, Steve updates listeners on his latest visit to the super market. Of course this conversation devolves into random trips down memory lane including waiting at the post office, underage driving, and Polish soap operas. Did Seth and Doug escape arrest after a late night bike ride in Tampa? Find out in this exciting episode of Rip It!
Rip It! Episode 22 The Summertime Episode
Great poets, from William Shakespeare to William Smith, have composed odes to the time of year when school is out, fun is in, and humidity is unbearable. Hosts Seth and Doug jump on this illustrious bandwagon, discussing the magic that is summer. Learn about how uneventful Seth's summers were growing up in Florida, where it's hot year round. Hear riveting tales of using (and avoiding using) the bathroom when hiking in the woods. Listen to Doug recall the most boring week of the year when he'd visit his grandparents in the wilds of West Virginia. Did Doug score with ladies at camp when he changed his persona and became "J.D." for the session? Find out in this red hot episode of Rip It!