MORBIUS

Sony Pictures adds another poorly CGIed anti-hero to their roster of formulaic Marvel knock-offs. That’s right, it’s everybody’s favorite blood-drinking ghoul, Jared Leto, as the misunderstood yet brilliant Dr. Michael Morbius. Watch the emo doctor fight the eleventh doctor in a vampire v. vampire feud that seems like a contemporary of 2003’s Daredevil. Can you believe the bad guy gets the same powers as the good guy? This spring, Morbius is putting the “origin” in “originality.” If you want to understand Jared Leto’s cameo in the new Blade: listen to this podcast — DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM