Ep. 336. Creeptobscare ’25: The Creature From Miller’s Pond Week 2

This week, Matt learns that the Creature is the least of their worries, Chris goes for quite a spin, and the Creeptobscare challenges continue! Are you prepared for multiple The Prestiges? Is anyone?!

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Also, Chris challenges Matt to a User-generated round of the One Word Witch Quiz (thanks, Ty!), the guys randomly generate new friends in Let’s Roll a Dude: Secret Hal Edition, and you know things are gonna get banonzas!

Scroll down past the Let’s Roll a Dude tables to see the terrible pic Matt drew for this week’s Creeptobscare challenge!

Let’s roll A Dude: Secret Hal Edition

Your pal Hal seems like a normal kid, but he’s way more than meets the eye. When the poopy hits the fan, he becomes his true self!

– Matt

Grab a d6 and roll up your very own Hal!

• Hal’s New Look
  • 1. Tron
  • 2. Robot suit (snail-shaped)
  • 3. Turns baseball cap backwards reeeal slow
  • 4. Full suit of armor riding a horse
  • 5. Exactly what Blade wears
  • 6. Becomes 6 feet tall
• Hal’s Special Move
  • 1. Breakdance fighting
  • 2. +9 Charisma
  • 3. Wriggle through any hole
  • 4. Shapeshift into fart
  • 5. Found a genie lamp, one wish left
  • 6. Stare actual daggers
• Hal’s Helpful Connection
  • 1. The mayor owes him one
  • 2. A talking, 700 lb horseshoe crab
  • 3. Rich cousin. Has a PS6 already somehow
  • 4. Sassy AI bicycle
  • 5. Guy who runs the arcade. He hears all the scuttlebutt.
  • 6. Ghost of Jacques Cousteau
• Song that Plays in Everyone’s Head when Hal Walks in the Room
  • 1. Bad to the Bone
  • 2. We Built This City on Rock and Roll
  • 3. Sledgehammer
  • 4. Wipeout (Fat Boys version)
  • 5. Bust a Move
  • 6. Don’t Fear the Reaper
• Hal’s Catchphrase
  • 1. I am not afraid of any ghosts!
  • 2. It’s lasagna time!
  • 3. There’s no time like go time!
  • 4. I’m bringin’ the party – the best friend party!
  • 5. Do you know who I am?!
  • 6. i’ve got your number now, pal (then says a random number)
• Contents of Fanny Pack
  • 1. Lucky rabbits foot, mints
  • 2. Pile of cold sesame chicken (still good)
  • 3. Deck of cards for magic tricks
  • 4. Dimensional pocket, 3 string cheeses
  • 5. The actual Excalibur
  • 6. Throwing sand

Aaaaand here’s Matt’s drawing.

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