Arnold Palmer Rises From His Grave To Eat Cigarettes With You

• What celebrity cruise did Surber describe as "smelling like old chili"?
• The Masters victory dinner menus, reviewed, and why we can't have them in the NFL (short answer: "Pete Carroll")
• Time for another meeting of our Mike Lombardi Review Board
• Holding space to mourn the Big Ten's recent run of titles like the SEC honks we are
• The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 28 (twenty-eight!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
• Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
• Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
• Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham
• DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
• Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
• Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz