The boys of Zero Doinks imagine how preseason game number one might have gone versus Cleveland. The Bears are wearing pads as training camp becomes real. Mitch versus BDN rages on. Fans 'N Eggs heads to South Carolina and huge Bears fan @_beardownloyal. Both the White Sox and Cubs are on pace to make postseason magic. America's favorite gambling segment has a new twist as wagering sharp and Bears journalist Rick Feelsmen gives you winning advice. B1G football appears delayed until Spring 2021 thanks to Covid-19. As the recording of this episode was happening, former See Me After Class victim Thom Brennaman is caught saying a bigoted slur into a hot Cincinnati Reds mic and we discuss his off-the-cuff apology.
0:00 - 10:24 - Imagining Bears-Browns preseason game one
10:25 - 11:40 - What's on tap tonight for S2Ep12
11:41 - 34:21 - Bears and NFL chatter (pads are on and the Bears look amazing; QB competition; slowly-developing Halas Hall version of Hard Knocks; Artie Burns tears a knee; tight ends look so good)
34:22 - 52:49 - Fans 'N Eggs visits @_beardownloyal in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina for some Bears talk with a huge Bears and Zero Doinks fan
52:50 - 53:39 - How you can be the next Zero Doinks
53:40 - 73:27 - Hamm's 'N Ted baseball talk (Cubs and White Sox both on track for the playoffs; Sox need to stop getting injured; Dan expresses his love for David Ross; a gentlemen's wager comes to life for the upcoming Cubs-Sox series)
73:28 - 86:48 - Hamm's 'N Bread sports gambling talk (Rick Feelsmen visits to insert his new segment, Hamm's 'N Spreads, from 78:36 - 86:03)
86:49 - 87:18 - How can you follow Zero Doinks?
87:19 - 109:44 - Big Ten Minute (the B1G announces football is postponed until Spring 2021; Dan expresses some anger and sadness about the potential loss of a championship-contending Minnesota Gophers squad)
109:45 - END - Wrapping up this hot episode (addressing Thom Brennaman's slur; Dan talks about getting high in Missouri; how awkward was Sean McVeigh in Hard Knocks Ep 1; a little bit of Selling Sunset talk; John Lithgow back on an HBO show)