Ep 25: The Rise of Skywalker: Full Spoilers

Happy New Year’s Eve! So we went to the theater a while back and saw a new movie - maybe you’ve heard of it? It’s a little indie flick called Star Wars or something. Hosts Alyce and Laura are going* full throttle on spoilers for the new film Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker. If you have not seen it and still plan to and don’t want to be spoiled, go no further! There are even spoilers below! Seriously, stop reading!

Are you unspoiled people gone? Okay, good.

On the docket:

• Pre-TROS: What got spoiled for us ahead of time. Damn you, all you f*ckers who posted spoilers on twitter for this movie.
• The crawl… woof
• Getting intimate with grandaddy Palps’ fingers
• Skywalking through the plot, planet by planet
• Remember when we prophesized that TROS would just be the last Potter film, and then it kinda was?
• Sand
• So much sand
• Force Toast Luke
• Not sure if you knew, but as it turns out, Lando has a huge… rolodex
• BEN’S LIL SHRUG
• Dementor Palpatine
• TROS Pro-Tip: go see TROS in a Dolby Atmos theater and close your eyes during the Jedi Voices scene
• How Laura became a Reylo/Ben Solo Stan (subtitle for a future autobiography)

Helpful link for this episode:

• The Rise of Skywalker reaction on YouTube with Blue Bantha Milk Co feat. Alyce and Laura (Force Toast joins at 1:38:10)

Force Toast signing off for 2019, friends! We’ll see you in 2020: The Year of Alyce!

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*This podcast contains a sh!t ton of profanity and boozin. You can find a bleeped version of this podcast absolutely nowhere. Cheers!