The Horny Hotline w/ Joe DeRosa | Your Mom’s House Ep. 873

2026-08-19

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This week, Christina P holds down the Mommy Dome with one of your new stepdads, Joe DeRosa, whose Netflix special I Never Promised You a Rose Garden is streaming now! They open with a man who hand-washes his underwear and dries it in the microwave, which spirals into a briefs vs. boxers debate, Joe's 24-hour road-clothing system, and Christina's divorce-year regimen: ripping darts, Florida-style white wine, thin crust Domino's every day, and depression-eating full KFC family buckets while Joe defends the biscuits.

Joe also answers for his viral Madonna rant, and the two get into how stars should age gracefully, Phil Collins' office chair, Axl Rose's throne, Iggy Pop climbing out of a coffin at Coachella, Catherine Deneuve, Cyndi Lauper, and the de-aged Robert De Niro kicking scene in The Irishman.

Then the real business: finding Christina a new man. The candidates include an asexual lawyer running for California Secretary of State, inmates filming prison dating videos, and the brand-new horny hotline, where suitors like Terry, the cat guy, depressed Justin from Pennsylvania, and front-runner John the Poet make their case. Christina also opens her DMs to review the avalanche of offers that followed her TMZ announcement. Plus teeth-fixing barters, a long tongue in menacing red light, Big Al's pool sandwiches, and one well-manicured goodnight guy who restores their faith in humanity. Plus: Kevin Smith universe friendships, You've Got Mail vs. Sleepless in Seattle, High Fidelity and record store dreams, and Joe's rules for approaching the freshly divorced. Enjoy!

Your Mom’s House Ep. 873

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Chapters
00:00:00 - Intro
00:06:49 - Opening Clip: Microwave Underwear Guy
00:17:16 - Weed, Daily Domino's & Sadboi KFC
00:23:26 - Carb Fights & The New Mexico Chipotle Story
00:29:43 - Madonna, Phil Collins, Iggy Pop, & De-Aging
00:39:12 - Danny Elfman, Linda Perry & Joe's Sitcom Cut Story
00:42:48 - The Asexual Attorney
00:48:40 - Gamer vs. Silly Gamer Clip
00:50:24 - Prison Suitors: Inmate Dating Videos
00:58:22 - The Horny Hotline: Courting Christina
01:04:18 - High Fidelity, You've Got Mail & Record Stores Joe Dreams About
01:15:06 - John The Poet
01:17:12 - What Actually Matters In A Partner According To Joe DeRosa
01:30:02 - More Hotline Calls
01:32:51 - Christina Opens Her DMs
01:44:32 - Christina's TikTok Curations
01:53:51 - Wrap Up