Memory Lane 7: Archie’s Weird Mysteries

Riverdale returns soon, but we returned first! In this bonus episode, we talk about the first episode of Archie's Weird Mysteries, a kids' cartoon celebrating its 20th anniversary today. What of the whole town of Riverdale was threatened by an evil, deadly conspiracy, but it was certified safe for the little ones? You'd probably have to involve starchy veg and a future Broadway superstar.