Jason Kipnis + Abella Danger Is A Bears Fan?

Apparently world class pornstar Abella Danger is a huge Bears fan now or at least she's on a boat with Roquan Smith. Either way the boys are all fired up with the news even if Mitch's option got declined and we're back to the drawing board. Elsewhere we recap the best and worst parts of the MJ doc before bringing on Chicago native and Cubs' second baseman, Jason Kipnis. We get into Game 7, why he picked the Cubs, where he gets his offseason beefs and a whole bunch of shit that makes you realize he's the ultimate secret weapon. All Gas No Brakes