Episode 17

Richard and Andrew declare themselves firmly in the "Dumb and Dumber" Sub Genre.

Fascinatingly Richard shares the multiple reasons why he doesn't go sailing at night. 

Andrew struggles with the concept of changing names to protect the innocent, while sharing a nasty whipper snipper incident, that didn’t happen to him, so is therefore funnier.

Speaking of tragic incidents, sadly and against all logic and reason, Richard has once again had a run in with “ The Mattock ".

But if you've ever wanted to know which Ninja stance you should take up while attempting to kill zombies with a lightweight mattock, you've come to the right place. 

This episode also struggles with the paradox of a Pandemic Halloween, and adds to the list of “ Things not to do with an 80 kilo Rottweiler “.

Andrew finds a small glimmer of happiness in 2020, which leads to an explanation of what it means to like Chinese food, and why he is rubbish at buying gifts … this part is too hard to explain.