Deviled Eggs, Bunny Ears & the “Perfect Day” Myth CONDENSED

This episode of Billified: The Bill Moran Podcast brings the laughs, the real talk, and a guy in bunny ears—literally! Comedian and bartender Doug Phelps joins Bill for a wild ride that includes everything from trying to sell deviled eggs online (seriously) to breaking down a so-called “perfect day” formula from researchers at the University of British Columbia. Spoiler: Bill’s not buying it.

Doug accuses Bill of being grumpy—so naturally, Bill wears bunny ears for the entire show. That launches a deep (and hilarious) dive into the science of happiness, why trying to plan the perfect day can backfire, and what really makes people feel fulfilled.

They also talk The Masters and Rory McIlroy’s big win—plus the drama behind the hug seen ’round the world. Bill speculates on Rory’s marriage to Erica, who just happens to be from the Rochester area, and why he’d love to sit down with her dad for a real-deal conversation.

Doug also steps into his bartender shoes for a game of “Who’s Worse?”—exposing the customer personalities every bartender secretly dreads (and one that sparks a Bill vs. Doug debate). Things get personal as the guys share stories about navigating family dynamics, grief, and making peace with the past—while redecorating mom’s house and avoiding ghostly judgment.

This episode has heart, humor, and a touch of deviled egg madness you won’t forget. Lighten up, laugh along and enjoy!

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