Rollin’ with the Girl on the Third Floor

Movie Meltdown - Episode 529 (For our Patreon "Horror Club")

This episode we discuss Travis Stevens' Girl on the Third Floor starring Phil Brooks, Trieste Kelly Dunn and Sarah Brooks. Plus we kick-off our new segment... 20 Ways to Die!!

And while we all try to figure out just how familiar we are with the career of CM Punk, we also mention… Parasite, haunted house law, girls just showin’ up on your back porch, don’t stick your face under there, old school wrestlers, wear PPE, a house geek, acting by himself, get out of my yard, practical special effects, things that don’t match up in life, beware of hooker ghosts, don’t shove your hand into slimy places, she knocked on the door, I won’t get brain’d by a ghost, it’s a test, it like… weirdly gave me nightmares, disclosing your ghost, the murder brothel, a fourth-grader and a cenobite costume, I want a tiny door, they didn’t say… hey, come to our orgy, having sex with a ghost, I like my references to be 40 years old, The Die Hard 2 Dilemma and don’t give marbles to a baby.

Spoiler Alert: Full spoilers for the 2019 movie “Girl on the Third Floor”. So go watch it BEFORE you listen.  

“Why did he think that he could redo that entire house by himself?”