The Trump & Bubba Epstein Love Triangle, Trump Hosts ISIS Leader and Pardons Soros Associate

2025-11-17

TRUMP: “I WILL JAIL HILLARY!” ALSO TRUMP: “I LOVE THE CLINTONS LIKE FAMILY! BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. RESPECT.” Republicrats confused and surprised. TRUMP: “I WILL RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!” ALSO TRUMP: “THERE ARE NO FILES!” ALSO ALSO TRUMP”: “THE FILES ARE A DEMO-RAT HOAX!” Republicrats confused, but no longer surprised. MARK EPSTEIN: “DOES PUTIN HAVE THE PIC OF DONNY T BLOWING BUBBA”? ALSO MARK EPSTEIN: “NO, NOT BILL, IT’S ANOTHER BUBBA THAT NO-ONE KNOWS.” BILL CLINTO...

TRUMP: “I WILL JAIL HILLARY!”

ALSO TRUMP: “I LOVE THE CLINTONS LIKE FAMILY! BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. RESPECT.”

Republicrats confused and surprised.

TRUMP: “I WILL RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!”

ALSO TRUMP: “THERE ARE NO FILES!”

ALSO ALSO TRUMP”: “THE FILES ARE A DEMO-RAT HOAX!”

Republicrats confused, but no longer surprised.

MARK EPSTEIN: “DOES PUTIN HAVE THE PIC OF DONNY T BLOWING BUBBA”?

ALSO MARK EPSTEIN: “NO, NOT BILL, IT’S ANOTHER BUBBA THAT NO-ONE KNOWS.”

BILL CLINTON: “I DID NOT HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH THAT MAN.”

TRUMP: “RELEASE THE PEDO FILES!”

ALSO TRUMP: “INVITED THE AL QUAEDA PRESIDENT INTO MY OVAL ORIFICE! SUCH A STRONG GUY. WOW.”

Meanwhile, convicted accomplice Ghislaine Maxchillin was relocated from UltraMAX Holdings Facility to Mar-A-Lago Correctional Resort, known for heated bamboo yoga studios and complimentary flip-flops. Once news broke of these conditions, the Bureau of Prisons sprang into action, immediately firing all guards, the head chef and the therapy alpaca.

America, now used to the multiverse logic of politics, shrugged and returned to doomscrolling.

In this alternate universe, nothing makes sense, nothing is consistent, and the truth changes every 48 hours. Ask two people what’s happening in the world…

You won’t get different opinions.

You’ll get different universes.

THIS IS IMPORTANT:

Reality isn’t fracturing because it’s collapsing, but because it’s breaking open and reactivating