Look we might like Wonka (2023), but that doesn't mean we don't have critiques! And if you're talking about the lyrics specifically, we apparently have more than an hours worth. Join us as we discuss the songs from Wonka divorced from the source, rank them all, and have a heated debate on Wonka's -ocolate based crimes.
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Cover Art by Reilly Branson: https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/
Sources:
Wonka Script: https://deadline.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Wonka-Read-The-Screenplay-Redacted.pdf
GQ Article: https://www.gq.com/story/timothee-chalamet-wonka-style-latex-coat
Timestamps:
00:00 Intro
05:16 Wonka Watch News
11:44 Discussing the Songs
30:29 Our Wonka Song Rankings
37:22 What is Wonka’s Worst Lyric?
58:10 Prediction Fallout
01:01:59 Outro
82 - Elaine Made a Wonka Watch EP
81 - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang w/The SWAMP
80 - Willy Wonka's Drag Race Simulator: Season 2
79 - Establishing the Official Wonka Power Ranking
78 - Matilda the Musical (2022)
77 - Poptropica: Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Island (A.K.A. Our Personal Hell)
76 - Cinemacon Wonka Trailer Recap
75 - Our Wonka Fanfiction: Volume Three
74 - Reviewing Wonka Fan Theories with Rhino Stew (The Creator of the Wonka/Snowpiercer Theory!)
73 - The Missing Golden Ticket, Brocelets, or Wonka Watch Spring Cleaning
72 - Which of Our Childhood Crushes Would Win Wonka's Factory?
71 - The Roald Dahl Quiz Book
70 - Wonk.A.I.
69 - Wonka Erotica: Magically Turned Gay: I Want Candy
68 - Exploring the Wonka Website
67 - The Whipple-scrumptious Joke Book
66 - Who is Wonka Watch's Wonka?
65 - Wonka Erotica: The Mystery Golden Ticket to the Discipline + Punishment Caning Factory
64 - Scott Frank's Leaked Wonka Script (2001) Pt. 2
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