Another Flat Cat

• Hand In The Dirt is perfect and you are the problem
• UCF celebrates its humanities graduates by demonstrating it cannot read a room
• We figured out why Brian Kelly's into AI
• Inverting the Diego Pavia legend for the good of everybody involved
• What do Jay Paterno and mold remediation influencers have in common?
• We (us and also you) have a new favorite cyclist
• People in college sports want enforcement that will pull their hair just a lil bit (Nebraska story)
• The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 29 (twenty-nine!!) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
• Now through June 30, 100% of proceeds from PTKU merch sold through the Shutdown Fullstore will be donated to the Transgender Resource Center of New Mexico
• Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
• Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Christian Ashlock
• DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
• Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
• Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz