S2Ep11: Adam Shaheen is gone. Eddie Goldman opts out. Two stud baseball teams. Fans ’N Eggs visits North Carolina. Ayo and Kofi are back.

2020-08-04

Dan Doinks's dream of no more Adam Shaheen is realized as the Bears swap the failed former second-rounder to Miami for a conditional 6th round pick. Training camp is ramping up but without Eddie Goldman. How will Chicago's defense adjust to losing the star NT? Hamm's 'N Ted takes a look at how the Cubs and White Sox are shaping up. Fans 'N Eggs travels across the country to meet another Bears fan in this segment all about you, the Bears and Zero Doinks fan. Hamm's 'N Bread has some hot criticism toward how...

0:00 - 02:03 - What's happening on this episode of Zero Doinks?

02:04 - 33:17 - Bears Talk - Adam Shaheen traded. Eddie Goldman opting out. Other NFL players of note who won't play in 2020. Pace and Nagy brag about how safe Halas Hall is. Mitch vs. Foles. The penis of Nick Foles. Virginia McCaskey's sin bin.

33:18 - 34:07 - How you can become the next Zero Doinks

34:08 - 53:43 - Hamm's 'N Ted baseball talk - Cubs in first place. Sox starting to play well. Ricky Renteria is the worst. Luis Robert is the best. Kris Bryant has diarrhea.

53:44 - 01:07:56 - Fans 'N Ted fan segment - Zero Doinks visits active Air Force serviceman Mark Hamann in Fayetteville, North Carolina

01:07:57 - 01:19:56 - Hamm's 'N Bread gambling segment - DraftKings Sports Book inches ever so close to being legal. Dan has hockey gambling advice for the audience. A group wager could go a long way to paying some bills.

01:19:57 - 01:20:16 - How to follow Zero Doinks on social media

01:20:17 - 01:33:26 - Big Ten Minute - Bill kicks back to celebrate the return of Ayo Dosunmu and Kofi Cockburn to the future national champion Illini hoops team. Iowa football has some issues. Michigan doctor gets a bit diddly and fiddly.

01:33:27 - END - Outro - Did Dan Doinks get high and watch Unsolved Mysteries? Golfing shirtless at Cog Hill. Tramp stamp talk.

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