The Nationalist Enquirer: Pancuck Status: Stacked to the Moon

>They cloned Tyrone (poorly)

>A desert blockage

>Invasion of the Hammerhead worms

>That moth…that marketing exec is NOT REAL!

>Preorder your 'Disease X' now!

>Tech support goes to the moon

Panel: Johnny, Reinhardt, Jack, Grognak

Music break: Hex, By Dance With the Dead

Necronormiecon: The Homosexuality of Politics in the Modern Era, by Shazam Watkins, read by Jack