Duvall Dead – February 16, 2026

• Robert Duvall gone too soon, Michael Jordan backlash over celebration with a child, Me-me-Meghan Markle at NBA All-Star game, Drew Crime: Alexander brother rape trial, Tyreek Hill unemployed, and Kate Cassidy TikTok grift.
• RIP Robert Duvall. We remember some of his greatest rolls.
• If you have any celebrity phone numbers, send them to 209-66-Boner. We’ll call them and try to “weasel in”.
• Nancy Guthrie remains missing. Savannah sends out another plea to the captor. Donate to save Nancy right here buy helping to buy a Bitcoin or something. Donald Trump wants the kidnapper's heads.
• Angelina Jolie is leaving the USA. Slow down.
• Jaden Smith stormed away from an interview in a huff when asked about Kanye West.
• Drew Crime: The crimes of the Alexander Brothers.
• Kull comes through with our Robert Duvall ‘interview’. Check out his YouTube channel right here.
• Nicole Curtis is finished.
• Chappell Roan is a hypocrite.
• We check on Kate Cassidy to see the riveting content she’s posting to TikTok. She’s still grieving her loss of Liam Payne.
• North West is set to launch a new fashion company at just 12 years old.
• Bijou Phillips needs a kidney.
• Sports: Tyreek Hill BLOWN OUT by the Miami Dolphins, Antonio Brown, meanwhile, has bonded out of jail and is making music. Michael Jordan decided to touch a child inappropriately following his big NASCAR victory. Jutta Leerdam nabs $1M for showing her bra at the Olympics. Traitors are winning medals.
• Meghan Markle and Not-a-Prince Harry sat courtside at the NBA All-Star Game. Meghan sucked at acting on the set of General Hospital. ‘Meghan’ isn’t really even the witch’s real name! Thomas Markle is trying to move on.
• Cardi B is so done with Stefon Diggs.
• We somehow still have merch. Buy it before it’s gone.
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