Feature Film #44 -- All This from a Slice of Gabagool

In a world where a Cleveland sandwich shop is the frontline defense against the underworld, one man must choose between his legacy on the baseball diamond and his shift at the deli. Welcome to the highly anticipated official sequel to The Hustle Is Weird!

Josh is a rising Minor League baseball star who just tied the home run record. He returns home to Mentor, Ohio for the All-Star break, eagerly anticipating a relaxing week filled with Paulie's famous sandwiches . But instead of a triumphant homecoming, Josh finds a muted, quiet town that has been mysteriously drained of all its joy, passion, and flavor. The culprit is their old demonic nemesis, Juliano, who is siphoning the town's energy using cursed jars of "Pre-Minced Garlic" distributed by a sinister front company called 666 Meat, Cheese, and More.

To stop the demonic apocalypse from fully consuming the town, Josh and Paulie must reunite the four rival Italian deli families using the "Imperial Gabagool"—a sacred, well-aged hunk of cured meat that invokes a powerful Smoked Meat Pact.

Armed with holy baseball bats, garlic ropes, and pockets full of passionately delicious gabagool, the deli gang must crash the Mid-Season Minor League All-Star Dinner to save the baseball players—and the world—from becoming Juliano's new demon army.

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00:00:00 - Start

00:04:18 - Ad Break (Sort Of)

00:05:41 - Act 1: wHELLcome Home

00:34:09 - Act 2: The Pre-Minced Madness

00:47:31 - Act 3: The Family Reunion….

01:16:50 - Epilogue: The New Grind