282 The Best House for Every Planet: Houses of Joy

This week, we’re diving into the Houses of Joy—aka where each planet is living its absolute best life according to Hellenistic Astrology. We break down which houses naturally support each planet’s vibe, why these placements matter, and how they actually show up in real charts. Along the way, we somehow end up discussing what it means to be an exalted sad bitch (looking at you, Mimí), and why Ciera absolutely would’ve been beheaded if she were king back in the day. Plus, we take a stab at where the modern planets might find their joy, because why should the ancient ones have all the fun? It’s educational, and it’s entertaining. It is an episode about joy after all!