Limited Appeal - The Ultimate Bagpipery

WWHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNHHHHH! Yup, that's the sweet sound of Scotland. While the ringing in your ears dies down a bit, here's a twisty-twist on Urban Legend: Warren will present an urban legend, and then claim his own story is bullshit, and then we need somehow to contradict him: many years ago in Scotland, a common pub game involved grabbing or punching the stomach or genitals in an attempt to encourage audible burping or farting. Plausible, isn't it? Then, in Dictionary Plus, Warren suggests a new system for talking about the reverse order of things. You wouldn't want to be stuck trying to smoothly say seventh or ninth from last without a clever word, and anyway, figuring out what the hell someone means when he or she says propreantepenultimate! This is a serious problem, obviously. What do you think of our new system? Email us: (maskedman@limitedappeal.net). Theme music courtesy of General Patton vs. The X-Ecutioners and Ipecac Recordings.