May 1988 Slumber Party: Vanity, Threesomes & The Sassiest Girl In America

How Vain Are You? The May 1988 quiz determined our rates (and yours) in a very scientific way! We hear from listeners about the quiz, vintage legwear, the Bill & Ted soundtrack, and other euphemisms for farting, among other topics. Then, as a special Slumber Party bonus, we all fill out the application for The Sassiest Girl In America contest...as we think we would have done in 1988. Get into it!

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TOPICS

🎧 Hello, It's May 1988

🎧 From The Corrections Department

🎧 Quiz: How Vain Are You?

🎧 From The Hotline

🎧 The Sassiest Girl In America Contest

🎧 Goodbye For Now

NOTES

⚠️ Inline notes below may be truncated due to podcast feed character limits. Full notes are always on the episode page.

🪞 Take the "How Vain Are You" quiz.

🐶 The theoretical podcast about dogs who fart would be called Listen To Assy.

🧰 Power Tool's "Two Heads Are Better Than One" lyrics

⌨️ The shitty Ontario-only computer was not "POGO" but "ICON." The language was LOGO.

✍️ The Sassiest Girl In America Application

🤣 Tara's review of FX's Hysterical at Primetime

💊 Untitled: A Bad Teen Novel at Amazon