Episode 586: Dildos, Dead & Co., and Dead Toes

Episode 586: Dildos, Dead & Co., and Dead Toes

Brian Beckner and Ed Daly are back with laughs, rants, and righteous indignation. Brian recaps his chaotic San Francisco weekend—from chilling fog and Dead & Company to getting snubbed by a Waymo and Uber driver—while Ed explains how he broke his toe thanks to a rogue scooter. Plus, dildos fly at a WNBA game, Congress freaks out over a stock trading ban, and the proper way to take a shower is debated at length.

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⏱️ Timestamps:

(00:00) - Welcome / Back from San Francisco / Broken toe stories
(08:05) - San Francisco recap: beauty, fog, Waymo ride, Uber discrimination
(16:45) - Dead & Company live show / Broke Down Palace lasts forever
(20:12) - Listener birthday shout-out: Brad in New York
(21:20) - RIP Roundup: Ryne Sandberg, Lonnie Anderson, Paul Mario, Aeon Abutbol
(33:55) - Baseball nostalgia and the analytics revolution
(37:30) - Shower talk: technique, direction, conditioner in the ear
(43:50) - Listener voicemail: David Bray on back-to-water animals
(47:15) - San Francisco snacks: “It’s It” ice cream sandwich review
(49:40) - Listener voicemail: Steve from H-Town on audio quality
(52:00) - Not Sports Report intro
(52:30) - Trump’s bizarre Sidney Sweeney “jeans” post
(56:10) - 76-year-old great-grandmother pregnant: gross
(58:20) - Pamela Anderson vs. Sly Stallone’s Porsche offer
(1:01:50) - Tom Brady criticizes Scotty Scheffler’s family-first values
(1:04:45) - CTE shooter targets NFL HQ, misses
(1:08:30) - Neil McDonough refuses to kiss onscreen
(1:10:55) - Reba McEntire is everywhere now
(1:12:00) - Sign-off / Thanks for listening

💀 RIP: Ryne Sandberg, Lonnie Anderson, Paul Mario (OG Iron Maiden singer), Aeon Abutbol (Dark Knight actor)
🎧 Shout-out to Los Lobos
🚫 Disrespect to Britney the Uber driver
🧼 Showering: Face the water, people
💬 Voicemails: Keep ‘em coming

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