Holy Wednesday At The Dog Cathedral

• Which host is the most Catholic?
• Host is also a Catholic term, which we never address in the show, sorry
• You can probably guess how we got to Texas A&M from there
• Gender-based leather jacket risk-reward analysis
• Why convert to Catholicism when you can just get a Costco membership
• If history is any indication, this is gonna be how some of you find out Lou Holtz died
• Spencer makes funeral arrangements
• Jelly Roll previews the American Gladiators remake
• How to join the French Foreign Legion
• The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
• Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
• Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Matthew Flovski
• DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
• Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
• Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
• Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz