We are not scientists, this much is true, but in this episode we attempt to create life on other planets though the words that come out of our mouth holes. Astrophysicists or not, we now know which exoplanets have fuckable life on them, and after listening you will too! You want to hear about the dick footed fish people? We got you. Want to fly through 40mph solar winds with the bird people? Look no further! Sit back, relax, and listen to us get fucking weird!!