Episode 4 | ”Just Glaze!”

@THEKIDMERO

@LIZBELORTIZ

@RAINEYOVALLE

 

 

Read by @ROYWOODJR

VICTORY LIGHT: SUNDAY OCTOBER 24 2009

NI99AS THAT WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY

YO THERES ALOT OF MUTHAFUCKAS WHO WAS POWERFUL OR HAD SHIT ON SMASH OR DID MAD DIRT AND YALL THINK THEY PROBABLY TOUGH GUYS, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ABOUT THESE NI99AS THAT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THEY WAS PROBABLY MAD PUSSY AND WASN'T GANGSTA AT ALL AND THEY JUST GOT WRITTEN UP THAT WAY CUZ THEY HAD PR PEOPLE AND WAS COOL WITH MUTHAFUCKAS AT THE NEWSPAPER OR WHATEVER. HERE'S A FEW OF THEM.

 

GEORGE WASHINGTON: THIS BOZO IS THE FATHER OF THE COUNTRY AND REVOLUTIONARY WAR AND BLAH BLAH BLAH BUT THE NI99A GOT ON A WIG AND A POETRY SHIRT. BRO LOOK LIKE A GRANDMA IN A BLAZER. AND THIS GUY WORE A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS ALL THE TIME. IMAGINE I GO OUT IN A SUIT AND THIGH HIGHS? THATS LIKE WEARING A SANDWICH BOARD THAT SAY "FAM I AM SO PUSSY" ALSO I DON'T THINK WARS BACK IN THE DAY WAS A BIG DEAL, IF A NI99A SHOT YOU AND MISSED IT TOOK LIKE 13 MINUTES FOR THEM TO RELOAD. SO BASICALLY ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS BE PUSSY AND WAIT FOR MUTHAFUCKAS TO SHOOT FIRST THEN MAKE SURE YOU AIN'T MISS. WASN'T NO LANDMINES OR SNIPER RIFLES OR GRENADES. SHIT WAS A JOKE. NI99AS BASICALLY HAD KNIFE FIGHTS WITH STICKS...AND THEY WAS WEARING SPORT COATS AND THIGH HIGHS THE WHOLE TIME. WILD PUSSY. HE LOOKS MAD PUSSY IN THE PICTURE OF HIM IN THE BOAT TOO. ALSO, THE NATIVES FOUGHT ALL THIS NIGGAS FIGHTS FOR HIM BUT YOU KNOW HOW THAT GO, THEY GON TEACH YOU HISTORY. SON WAS PROBABLY OD PUSSY.

See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.