Halle Berry: Oscar to Ointment – August 3, 2026

• Halle Berry's vaginal cream pitch, comic Dave Landau back in-studio, Rep. Max Miller strains to explain, Ariana Grande steps away because she's too thin, Meghan Markle's news IG fail, and The Billionaire Murders.
• Comedian Dave Landau joins the show today.
• Politics: Ohio Rep Max Miller is accused of abusing the daughter of Ohio Senator Bernie Moreno, but he's sticking around for now. He's got answers for everything. Reminder that Newt Gingrich's sister is a lesbian. Ruby Rippey is still really angry that Gavin Newsom dumped her.
• Drew really wants to know who killed Canadian billionaires Barry and Honey Sherman.
• Nolan Wells white friends are raising a legal defense fund.
• There was a murder at Put-in-Bay, but this island murder doesn't get as much coverage.
• Dating underage chicks is a tale as old as time. Child actor Dylan Sprouse has known Jared Leto was a creep for some time. Gucci stands by Leto for the moment. The guitarist of Modest Mouse has been kicked off tour for sliding into underage DMs.
• Halle Berry is celebrating her 60th birthday by hocking vagina cream.
• Skeletor (Ariana Grande) is sparking concern. She's decided to step out of the spotlight for a bit.
• WNBA head coach Natalie Nakase is fine with biological men playing in women's leagues.
• Casey Mize has been traded to San Diego for some dudes with weird names.
• The Chris Brown and Usher Humping Tour '26 rolls on.
• Meghan Markle puts out a cringey video teaching us how to make an ice cream sundae. Her Cookie Queens documentary is going to BOMB. Meghan is pretending like she is avoiding attention. She completely embarrassed herself on MasterChef Australia. Prince Harry wants King Daddy to stand with him at the Invictus Games.
• New Radicals drop their first song in 28 years. We'll kick your asses!
• Drew has 'things' to do tonight... with his friend Kirk Gibson.
• Dave Landau has tour dates... check them out!
• Merch is available if you want to rep the show. Word of mouth, brah.
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