#551 - Bumsyl, A Mind STD and Switchblade and Porky in Space

2026-06-23

Download

After a bout of promiscuous and unprotected thinking, John’s been in a panic sphere. He’s only gone and given himself a mind STD, but could some watermelon body wash be to blame?All this leads to a full circle moment for Elis. He might be headlining the Royal Albert Hall next year, but is the realisation of his long-touted ‘health podcast’ actually his career zenith?Listener JB sends in a cracking impressions-based Made Up Game, and we take a harrowing trip down John’s Shame Well.Do you want to feed the Elis and John cont...

After a bout of promiscuous and unprotected thinking, John’s been in a panic sphere. He’s only gone and given himself a mind STD, but could some watermelon body wash be to blame?

All this leads to a full circle moment for Elis. He might be headlining the Royal Albert Hall next year, but is the realisation of his long-touted ‘health podcast’ actually his career zenith?

Listener JB sends in a cracking impressions-based Made Up Game, and we take a harrowing trip down John’s Shame Well.

Do you want to feed the Elis and John content machine with your very own correspondence? Then send it to hello@elisandjohn.com right away.

Tickets for Elis and John at Crossed Wires

Elis’s upcoming Welsh language gigs:

17 July - Yr Garth Theatre Pontypridd

18 July - Llanover Hall Theatre, Cardiff

23 July - Always Be Comedy, Kennington

26 July - Stanley Halls, South Norwood

1 August - London Welsh Centre, London

2 August - London Welsh Centre, London

3 August - Always Be Comedy, Kennington

For lots of exclusive EJJR #content, join our Patreon at patreon.com/elisandjohn.