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The BOB & TOM Show
August 25, 2026
6:00 — Turtles and Whores — Floyd Tucker
6:27 — Did not get more goldfish this year — Tom
6:27 — Has a goldfish that is still alive after 2 years — Tom
6:29 — Letter — Noticed a purse by the side of the road; it moved; kids had a fishing line attached to it
6:32 — Josh did this trick with a dollar bill
6:33 — Letter — Fortune cookies = question crackers
6:35 — Letter — My son said he has silent farts all the time
6:46 — Letter — Son said what’s the point of radio unless listening to B&T
6:51 — Josh prefers the infirm rather than senior citizen
6:52 — Letter — Why don’t people like old people smoking pot
6:54 — Senior living — largest segment of the population
7:05 — Frustrated with Connections — Tom
7:05 — Letter — Remember when Miss Piggy was catcalled, Josh?
7:07 — In studio — Jeff
7:08 — Names for pot — Jeff
7:10 — Spending my senior years at Margaritaville — Pat Godwin
7:24 — Sports — 49ers owner busted for soliciting a prostitute
7:27 — Chick can’t cut glass
7:30 — $140 expensive for a handy — Jeff
7:32 — Tom is the only one who says “Dirty Leg”
7:39 — Chick is the interrupter — Josh
7:48 — Curly fries are not curly enough — Josh
7:54 — Can we get a picture of the big dumpers?
8:05 — Zoom — Costaki
8:05 — Costaki, you don’t need a beard; you are a good-looking guy — Jeff
8:10 — Say “ass” or “butt” to your doctor?
8:24 — Letter — When did Tom grow balls big enough to call Chick the interrupter?
8:26 — SWR — Largest charcuterie board; weighs 1,000 lbs
8:28 — Chick Clip — Old Lady
8:29 — Woman celebrated her 100th birthday skydiving; wants to do it again when she is 110
8:30 — We can throw her urn out of a plane at 110 — Josh
8:34 — Fisherman’s Revenge song — Pat Godwin
8:45 — Today in history
9:04 — In studio — Jessica Alsman
9:06 — $100 hot dog — Golden Glizzy
9:08 — Poll — 15% of people would eat their dog’s food
9:21 — Zoom — Alli
9:23 — Jeff ate dog food when he was 18 and drunk
9:25 — Alli is going to Switzerland
9:26 — Letter — My mom called my girlfriend by my ex’s name
9:28 — Letter — Me and my husband in therapy; have a sex night on the calendar
9:31 — Letter — My boyfriend likes role play involving a daddy and stepdaughter
9:32 — Letter — Boyfriend going to a happy endings massage; says the massage is done by a man
9:34 — Letter — Boyfriend divorced with kids; still says “I love you” when he’s on the phone
9:49 — Hambone Dog Awards
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