TW: Discussions of self-harm in the fourth story.
We start of with a very benign story about someone who's always prepared. Live your life, purse lime lady! Purslime? Pur slime? You know what we mean. A new widower decides to cope by bullying his 5 year old daughter. A poor, put-upon husband simply must escape from the suffocating clutches of his wife whose mother died that same day. OP has to break up with Pierce Hawthorne.
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Intro/Outro Music is "Place on Fire" by Creo: freemusicarchive.org/music/Creo