Harry Potter: An Absolutely SCATHING Review of the Order of the Phoenix

2025-11-14

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Head on over to http://uncommongoods.com/supercarlin to get 15% off! J breaks down EXACTLY why the Order is such a dysfunctional disaster of a secret society, why their mistakes matter, and how an extracurricular student club ends up outperforming them in every measurable way. From losing both Wizarding Wars, to missing obvious clues, to wasting their greatest assets (TONKS!!), to forcing a teenage boy to run an illegal, underground Defense club—this organization fumbles the bag spectacularly at every t...

Head on over to http://uncommongoods.com/supercarlin to get 15% off!

J breaks down EXACTLY why the Order is such a dysfunctional disaster of a secret society, why their mistakes matter, and how an extracurricular student club ends up outperforming them in every measurable way.

From losing both Wizarding Wars, to missing obvious clues, to wasting their greatest assets (TONKS!!), to forcing a teenage boy to run an illegal, underground Defense club—this organization fumbles the bag spectacularly at every turn.

Let’s dive into the most savage performance review Hogwarts has ever seen.

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Written by: J & Ben Carlin

Edited by: Ethan Edghill

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3/14: Houston, TX - Chapter 37: The Lost Prophecy