We're back in the Hot Closet! We make up for lost time and cover 2 episodes of RHONJ this week. The drama is pretty small in New Jersey, but emotions are big. Papa the Bear weighs in on Teresa's attendance at the Turkish Tea Party. Hunter wants to see the butt kissing video up close. We both feel the cringe of Joe's "Broken Woman" speech. We hope to not miss any more episodes, unless our dream book writing deals land us on a yacht.