Mountaineering metaphors

Atletico Madrid have slumped under Simeone, as La Liga as a whole asks where have all the goals gone? Germany, that’s where. And that was even before Erling Haaland arrived at Dortmund with his 5 goals in less than an hour. There’s adoration for Ilicic’s Atalanta as they win 7-0 in Turin. In France, Neymar says he’s in the form of his life. Is he the best player ever to star in Ligue 1? RUNNING ORDER:    • PART 1: Headlines from around Europe (01m 00s) • PART 2: Serie A update – Rome derby, Juve beaten & Atalanta hit seven (03m 30s) • PART 3: Bundesliga bulletin – Leipzig lose as Haaland hots up (16m 30s) • PART 4: Ligue 1 round-up – Neymar in the form of his life? (29m 00s) • PART 5: La Liga latest – more woe for Atletico (36m 00s) • PART 6: The odds with Lee Price from Paddy Power (48m 00s) • PART 7: Your questions (51m 00s)     GET IN TOUCH: • follow us on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/totallyfootballshow/) • find us on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/thetotallyfootballshow/) • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow (http://www.twitter.com/thetotallyshow)   PARISH NOTICES: • we’re sponsored by Paddy Power - home of the Money Back Special (http://www.paddypower.com/)   WE’VE GOT A NEW WEBSITE! • check out thetotallyfootballshow.com (http://thetotallyfootballshow.com/) !