S3E1: That’s My Little Puppy Dog!

AND WE ARE BACK! Season 3 kicks off with Bug and Matt catching up on their names, their goals, and of course, their favorite party tricks.

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Prompt: "Not Guilty Anymore"

----Bug's Song-----

Title: Guilty Verdict

Additional Challenge: "Party Trick"

Lyrics:

Congratulations

Gimme your hand and let me shake it

A signature is all it takes, an engraving on the dotted line

and then you've made it

Turn on the news, kid

Everyone's got their eyes on you, kid

You'll get the credit for producing this, in truth,

all I did was introduce it... the rest is you, kid

You took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard it

that shit hit me like a guilty verdict

Good news, you tell me I deserve it but

I didn't earn it, I didn't earn this

So have your way, then

I'll take the money and the fame, then

This is what happens when you're waiting on your break

and no one tells you when to say "when"

And if I lose it

I have no way to reproduce it

Just watch me crawling back to you, sit back

I'll ask for second chances you'll refuse it

The rest was you, kid

You took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard it

that shit hit me like a guilty verdict

Good news, you tell me I deserve it but

I didn't earn it, I didn't earn this

I made a deal with the devil

I meant what I said when I said I'd do anything

Didn't think we'd make it as far we did

armed with our party tricks, all that we're carrying

I made a deal with the devil

I meant what I said when I said I'd do anything

Too late for take-backs or arguments

once you have started it, take it and bury it

You took the news like its a sermon but, but when I heard it

that shit hit me like a guilty verdict

Good news, you tell me I deserve it but

I didn't earn it, I didn't earn this

---- Matt's Song -----

Title: Pardon Me

Additional Challenge: Last Line == First Line

Lyrics:

I went and did some things that I shouldn't have done

(I guess) I got a little carried away

Everybody's done it, got their gun and gone to congress

Tried to overthrow democracy

Don't act like it's a big deal

It was just a party baby, hardly anybody was killed

Treason isn't treason when you do it badly

So how about a solid from daddy

Pardon me

Pardon me

I won't ever do it again

Probably

I mean no guarantees

Yes I learned my lesson, I guess you'll always pardon me

Say good boy and pat my bum

That was just a goof, a gaffe, a blunder, and a good dry run

I swear that I will love and serve, honour and obey thee

So How's about a favour for baby

Pardon me

Pardon me

I won't ever do it again

Probably

I mean no guarantees

Yes I learned my lesson, I guess

The best defense is a president

Who let's us get away with whatever we please

Pardon me

I went and did some things that I shouldn't have done