#75 - Soldier

Our hosts take the front lines, and "soldier" on through the roughage that can only be caused by corn such as the movie "Soldier," a film where they say the word "soldier" many, many times to let you know that "Soldier" is the name of the movie that you are watching... sir.  Are you ready for some action?!  Sir, yes sir!  Choking and stitching the snake! Child murder! Cheesy uncharitable chain challenges! Sergeants surveying supple scenery! Extermination as exhibition! Kurt Russell prop cabbage kerfuffles! Practical piss procedures (and other pee pee trivia)! Kill, Eat, or Fuck?! Double dripping future spouts! Carnival sign conservation conundrums! Midget manipulations! And yes, a child was murdered in the opening montage! Discarded muffler meandering! Gary Busey, and much, much more on this week's episode of The Worst Movie Ever Made!  www.theworstmovieevermade.com We're sorry.