TLC’s PolyFamily Recap: Four Parents, Five Kids, and Zero Paternity Tests

Is it polyamory or just chaos with mandatory seating arrangements?

This week, Melissa and Rebekah are recapping TLC's new show, PolyFamily—because Rebekah can run from TLC but Melissa won't let her hide.

Meet Alysia, Tyler, Sean, and Taya: two married couples who've formed a closed quad, living under one roof and raising five kids together. The twist? They intentionally avoid knowing the paternity of their three youngest children to promote equal parenting .

Rebekah leads the first half establishing the family structure and history of the relationships. Melissa takes the second half and this is when the cracks start to show, which is of course, our favorite part. And finally? Hear why both Melissa and Rebekah—independently and with zero prompting—decided Sean is simply not it.

Here's what the hosts are watching:

Melissa: Hacks, Max

Rebekah: Your Friends and Neighbors, AppleTV

Check out Rebekah's new favorite feed on social media: @champagne.roast on IG and TikTok

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