A Thousand Plinys Live In You

—state-themed candles reviewed, including one that literally explodes, and also a shocking Missouri one

—Ryan makes Spencer cry with a reading

—Jason surveys the wonders of Texas beating a clearly superior OK State team leading to LONGHORN GRAVITY GUN CONSPIRACY THEORIES

—Dan Mullen did the thing he does: making it worse

—Georgia is the Ohio of the South

—Oregon continues the most efficient season in college football history

—The Feast of the Rowdy Uncles is this week, aka how Pliny the Elder vaped a geological phenomenon

—yes we know there is a beer named after Pliny, we did not go to UGA and therefore do not care