The LOST Fast Five – Unfinished Business

2025-08-13

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This Fast Five was abandoned to life, trauma, and repair... but it lives on the internet so it's still here....In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitch...

This Fast Five was abandoned to life, trauma, and repair... but it lives on the internet so it's still here....

In this week’s Fast Five, we hitch a ride with a former Army Ranger, wake up in a medieval fever dream, and head to space to fight a rock monster that cuddles gravity like a teddy bear. Also: what is the virtue of patience? And how do you escape a fog that may or may not be alive?

Five beers. Five movie pitches. And only one will become next week’s Feature Film.

This Week’s Beers and Bonkers Pitches:

🍺 Destination Unknown – Fieldwork Brewing

A retired Army Ranger turned Bloober driver picks up a mysterious passenger. She doesn’t give a drop-off… just says: “Take me to a destination unknown.” 🚗💀

🍺 Broken Kingdom – New Trail Brewing

A man wakes up in a fantasy kingdom. The only way to break the curse? Win the hand of the princess. And also a jousting tournament. And maybe slay a dragon.

🍺 The Heaviest Matter of the Universe – Brewlihan

Humanity’s last hope is sent to retrieve a cosmic artifact… only to find it’s guarded by a massive space golem who thinks it’s a bedtime toy. 🪨🧸

🍺 Virtue of Patience – Burial Beer Co.

A man finds himself in a purgatory-like test of patience. If he passes, he might earn a spot as one of the Four Horsemen. If not? He waits forever.

🍺 Fogscape – Jersey Cyclone Brewing

A mysterious fog rolls into town, cutting everyone off. Can this small community band together to escape… or will the fog claim them one by one?

🎙️ Vote Now:

Only one idea makes it to Feature Film status, and you decide which.

Vote on Spotify, YouTube, or Instagram.

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